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for shotguns the damage amount is for every 3 bullets. the reg. shotgun does 26 per bullet, spas 33, and stubby 40 per bullet.

ok bloch, about audigy and l_m_d_j audigy was in ULK for a while, and ZIRCON and z00t found out he was a cheat. and zircon kicked him. deathb was not even around when this happened. so for your "you kicked audigy because he beat you deathb!!" BS just stfu, you have no idea what you are babblin about. L_M_D_J was caught speedhacking. he was a ULK for a bit also but got the boot cause he cheated. there is no way to argue that speedhacking can be "he killed deathb and deathb kicked him" so stfu. once again you dont know what youre babblin about. and bloch, man, stop playing mta. right now. AND GET YOUR ASS TO SCHOOL!! i cant understand half of what you say. you ramble on and on and you dont make any sense. i suggest you stop posting and let BigFerg speak for you guys since he is the only one i can understand. ok, now on to the video. you guys seem to be avoiding the video and deciding talking shit about deathb is the way to go. just stop. and watch the video. it is NOT lag. if it was lag, mac-10 would have died instantly after the first shot deathb put into him. instead, he only lost 1 health bar. explain that. please. i have been playing mta for a long time now, and i play more than anyone i know. i have seen bugs in this game that people swear are BS when i tell them about it. and i have NEVER seen someone get shot with a stubby and lose only 1 health bar, or 15-30 health like mac-10 said, of course, until today. if you look in the weapons file like deathb said, the MINIMUM damage done by a stubby is 40 health. it takes 3 stubby shots MINIMUM to kill someone with 100 health. mac-10 had 2 health bars in the video. he could only have 20 health max at that point. 1 stubby shot at maximum stubby range would have killed him. instead, it took deathb 2 shots at near point blank to kill him. i wont even bother telling you guys what i saw with my own eyes, since you cant even handle figuring things out for yourselves watching the video.

lol my whole weapon switching strategy revolves all around that i like to carry a weapon for each weapon class, shotgun/SMG/machine gun so i can change tactics as i need to. using one weapon too much is asking to get killed. i find that most of the time i die, it was because i was missing a certain weapon, like a shotgun or machine gun.

ROFLMMFAO first off. dual...dual...hmm...you mean the time you shot me, i fell you cheap shotted me again, i died.. Second match, i ran around you, knocked you down, at least i let you get up, then you shot me, i shot you- you died. third and final time, this isnt an excuse but you shot me down and i gave up, i think you let me get up for a sec but i wasnt touching the keyboard or mouse, i let you hav it cuz i figguhd i was done anyways. DeathB accused me of cheating and i didnt "refuse" i came anyways and DeathB made a sexy vid of me. damn i look good. OH I ALMOST FORGOT. "later i saw him fighting z00t and saw him get knocked down 6 times by a stubby. i asked z00t if he noticed anything strange, and asked everyone how the hell can someone survive that many stubby shots." JUST WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN??!?! i dont EVER recall that EVER!!! ur Right no one can survive six shots, if i survived any shots, it was 2-3 and lucky ones...damn...you gotta leave you fantasies outta this nukka, now i believe all i hear about ULK!! LMFAO ok 1. you didnt let me up, you tried to shoot me as i got up but your bad shot timing failed you. 2. i saw you fight z00t. it was just before you fought deathb 1 time. i saw the WHOLE fight between you and z00t. after i saw you fall for the 3rd time and get up with your health bar at yellow, i started counting how many times you fell. 3. you fought deathb once, while we all watched you. you lost, then got in a sentinel XS and drove away. i chased you on foot telling you to come fight me at the el swanko casa, but you kept on runnin. you said you wouldnt come back to fight us 3 on 1. 4. when deathb caught you on fraps, he had to hunt you down. i remember him saying he was doing so. 5. it doesnt matter what the hell i say, you are on fraps, caught red handed using some kind of health hack. all the other stuff i said is trivial.

i fought mac-10 at the studios in a stubby duel, and each time i shot him he only lost 1 or 2 health bars. i even got him 2 times with a point blank finishing shot and only made him lose 2 health bars on those shots. later i saw him fighting z00t and saw him get knocked down 6 times by a stubby. i asked z00t if he noticed anything strange, and asked everyone how the hell can someone survive that many stubby shots. once deathb started accusing him of cheating he ran away and refused to fight us again. lol btw, all of this was at the robber spawn, we all saw him spawn as robber so dont come in here saying "he could have been a cop with armor"

this poor fool jumped out of his heli, and right onto my heli blades. this pic speaks for itself. this poor guy got his ass parked upon by [4D]Outback and {ULK}Bishop, while i stood by and laughed many more to come, if i ever decide to unpack my archive of old mta screens and convert them to jpeg and upload em

heh the way i have found to lose 80+ health in one crash is to fall off a bike while doing a wheelie. for some reason it takes a ton of health, every time i do it with 100 health i have anywhere from 13-23 health left afterwards

i dont care what the skins look like, as long as there is a character that heals slowly and has an m4, i am set. i would prefer female skins to the sausage fest thats going on in DM atm, since i would rather watch a lady run around all day than some ghey sailor sporting his knee highs and short shorts. but thats just me.

this one is just a retarded parking job i managed with mr. whoopee

this pic is pretty old... i was driving my semi, and decided to bail before crashing into a wall. as my sailor was rolling on the ground, my semi hit the wall, and rolled back right on top of my sailor

i have been playing on the 10 player official daily for the last 5 days or so. i play about 6-8 hours each day, and every cheater i have come across got their well deserved ban. and if they didnt it was because they left game before the admin came to take care of them. the 24 player official on the other hand, i dont go near that place. my only complaint is that it takes a while for the good ol' boot to show up for most of the cheaters, and its only after they have ruined the gameplay that they get to see the MTA boot.

LMAO!!! well said... anyways, the whole MTA team rules, without you guys i dont even know what i would have been doing the last 7 months. thanks guys!! and keep on keepin' on!!!

amen brothah!!! in the last 3 days i havent been able to play anything but robber spawn wars.

isnt it against some R* rule or something that you cant make money off mods to their games?

i couldnt do anything at the in game menu. back to good ol' mta edit: the fact that i had to reinstall VC and patch to 1.1, and then find a 1.1 crack made gtaT not worth it in my opinion

i never play as the robber, or any other class besides sailor unless there is a spawn war going on and the only way to get kills is join the spawn war.

there is a crusader spawn at the army base, in the hunter or the hummer it takes less than 40 seconds to reach the airport, even less if you take shortcuts. and about the 50 kills in 30 mins thing, thats no sweat for a ULK

if you suspect someone of using god mode, shoot them with a shotgun. if they fall down and take no damage then they are cheating, or they are a cop with body armor

count me in, i've been waiting a while for something like this my partner will be Outback from 4D/ULK

once i find a partner i'm in