[KFC]KungFu

Right now Ok here we go. I give you pearls of wisdom and you follow with "emm" How Fn stfu dare your mother fuck er son of a motherless goat. Here is a quote just for the donkey. You stupid fucking cunt. You, ..I'm talking to you, shithead... That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you goin to do about it, asshole. You fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade. You stupid fucking cunt. You idiot. Whoever told you you could work with men? I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you're sucking on. You're going out, I swear to you, you're going... Anyone in here lives on their wits... You fairy. You want to learn the first rule you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life...you never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.

A lot of kids do use the servers and I am sure some of them are the worst offenders but I like the new admin tools to some extent so the discussion stays somewhat civilized. Some of the things I have said in there are not fit for print, It keeps people moving in and out so you can always get in a server. It is funny how I can't say moron but i can say c*nt or fuck in. People will find other ways to express themselves like STFU so it won't matter. It was making me laugh last night. I was in there with Ponch. Someone jacked a gang tag and someone in the gang said. GET RID OF THAT TAG. and he was booted. He had to punch his screen next time he should say GET RID OF THAT TAG jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj. more spam still caps, is that better or worse? As you can see I am all over the place, I guess I don't know if I am for it or against it

If I kill somone who has a minigun and pick it up (by accident) I jump in the water so noone else can get it. I don't make a distinction between having an unfair advantage because someone else cheated or because I cheated. Either way I am cheating by using the illegal gun. Noone will ever get a screenshot of me shooting the minigun. Anyone (you) who looks forward to using the minigun in the game is a cheater.

I cannot really add to my distinguished posters above (you not included) so I will make this brief by quoting the words of someone who would have never cheated in MTA if he had the chance. Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.- John Wayne btw, I have never used a trainer or even alt+tabbed. It's not hard to cheat I guess but If your a cheater it's might be even harder not to cheat.

Thanks I can spot a vercetti shirt or a cheater complaining about cheating. It's called attention to detail. Where is that closeup of the shirt you promised?

nice idea but maybe a health or weapon bonus

Very interesting in your pic that is says INFINITE HEALTH DISABLED. Can you explain that please?

Man the Viet Cong must be popular

I will go a step further, I vote yes and also agree with all the people that said yes too, but I DISAGREE with those people that said no. Now top that

Isn't it copyrite, you know like shoprite Am I rite, when I right what I am wrighting. or am I rong. btw, Curly isn't a mensa candidate

When will {TheGreatVirus_noit's really me} be joining. I believe that someone named Keva (Sounds like a stripper) would have to jack a name. How did TheNextGreatVirus find out about it? Let me just paraphrase Xenex cause I agree with what he said. FU and good luck with your gang!

[after Porter shoots Val in the leg and puts a cigarette in his mouth] Porter: You got a light? Val: What? Porter: You got a light? Val: No. Porter: Then, what good are you? [Porter shoots Val in the face]

hmm, what gang would someone who bought the game most likely join? Say KFC and bleed.

No that's NOT what I was saying! ......... YOU ARE F*CKING RETARDS. Read the words in the post properly, THEN make a constructive comment instead of trying to F*CK me off. Or start learning your A B C's To all those who think they know everything: You don't know everything. Even I don't know everything. umm, oops forgot to say lol switch to decaf ponch. or I will have to take this back Ok, it's official, next to me Ponch is my favorite contributor. Yes, Im my own favorite, can you blame me /me looks at my post history Ah the KungFuGrip manifesto, how lovely

Yeah I saw it but it's cheaper at Pricewatch.com

What? are you saying it matters what the processor is? Leave this thread in the hands of people who know what they are talking about. The game looks great on my TRS-80. look here is a screen shot

Simple enough what are your favorite movie quotes? From Unforgiven Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. Bill Munny: All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife and his dog. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.

Sorry that they are so rude. There is an application that you can get for that. Just go to download.com and download a warm glass of STFU

Well like MrBump says imitation is the highest form of flattery, big of you to own up Official plasta addict?

Ok, it's official, next to me Ponch is my favorite contributor. Yes, Im my own favorite, can you blame me /me looks at my post history Ah the KungFuGrip manifesto, how lovely

Play Vice city if the polys are all hosed use version 1.1 that fixes it. It is only some Nvidia cards/Processor combos that need it.

GoDiKe, Go suck an egg, gtat is the worst peace of....... /me looks down, oops Well, I am sorry to see you go, buddy. You will be missed *hearty hand clap on the shoulder* chum. Good luck with GTAT and I wish you the best. *sweat beads on kungfugrip's brow as he glances up* Alrighty then, Godspeed GoDiKe.

Because it's stupid j/k, I think it's easy enough just to explain it to people. No one wants to be stranded at a spawn because there are no cars. /me looks to airport. I think that leads to spawn killers. (I think that leads to ME spawnkilling) I didn't just type that did I? Damn too late to erase I already hit submit

Mr Speaker, I would like to associate myself with the remarks of the Gentleman from New Zealand. I would like to remit the balance of my time so ordered Mr. Speaker, I would also like to reserve my right to revise and extend my remarks and I yield the balance of my time. without objection? so ordered. I always blow up strays, it's just good forum, umm i mean from, errr form.

I am wasting keystrokes here because this will be deleted. READ THE RULES! People have worked very hard to give you something that is priceless, FREE! The least you could do is not ruin it by cheating. Even if you just had some kinda cosmic curiousity and never used the cheat every other lame oh in here would. Cheaters never win and winners never cheat. Besides you are only cheating yourself. Anyway cheating = bad shud up abou did