Iam A. Spammer

More like this (sorry for double posting, *thinks about, not really sorry!) :

because sometimes when mommy and daddy don't get along for a while and then suddenly daddy comes home drunk with no pants on and lipstick on his thingy then its hard to think about the keyboard sweety!

I couldn't get a hold of it either!

Yeah, somin's missing! BTW, there are ppl out there on 56k's you know!

This means Gay! This would be: I've just passed it! And this is def hangovers!

Bill doesn't like goatcheese... he just like goats... A LOT!

By planty of spray! Moose-Spray!

Yep... I'm confused!

http://www.gtavicemods.com closed today!

Okay, so the point is that we should communicate in smileys!!! They all got names so it just takes a bit of imagination! Perhaps we'll need to make some rules along the way but maybe it'll get locked so fast that it doesn't even matter! Well, I start: BTW, this means "eating spam" (just to get you going)!

k, got the most fucked up idea! Check the general forum!

But then in return you double post, eh?

Matters = cares?

You didn't copy/paste!

k, I'll try to remember that! *looks confused* *gets paranoid* *starts screaming: "Plz, plz give me back my balls"*

Of course it isn't... As you pinch yourself your very likely to wake up!

does on called = uncalled?

I don't understand why you (fatphil) are blaming anyone for being spammers! You couldn't find the edit button even if you looked for it!

How the fuck (I know it just shows the smiley but we all now what it means, eh?) can you guys it cheese at all. Its milk that has gone rotten!

I think you just screw your mama or somin' in turkish!

WTF, are you guys talking about?

And so it goes from banks to CNN to cartoons to PMs to pr0n! (heh I just copied and pasted that one)!

Well, I guess that late reactions are better than none!

Minidisc for MP3 and Discman for CD's! Then of course Winamp and a stereo for when I really wanna blast my brains out!