Iam A. Spammer

whats your specs? ... and is that fifa I see on the left side of the screen?

No! Give the GTA3 ppl a chance! I own both and I realize that VC is the best game overall but GTA3 has its advantages ie I feel VC is too bright!

Walking, Netcode no boats not ever! They're slow and makes the large map even larger if you know what I mean!

Its a laugh all the freaking time! *wants to play DuckHunt a LOT* *can't and plays write your essay NOW*

I once got a tip that went somin like: "When Crapdows log you on it loads all files seen on desktop! Therefore you should only have shortcuts there, since files will cause longer loading time!" Guess you got some work to do then Blokker!

Its impossible to progress from DuckHunt! One of the best ever games!

Heh... I once found a film where US troops kill osama bin laden! But still MTA:VC 0.3 would be more of a sensation!

Open GTA manually!

Well sh*t me in the beep-hole! I have that on my (never used) XP partition!

So just broke my record if you alter the settings a LOT I only got to become 23!

Really pinned it there didn't you!

Did you start your gaming career at ten! I started playing SEGA at age 4! Maybe thats why I'm a screw-up, all those lousy graphics games got into me!

Of course its better than 0.3b! Else there would be no point in releasing!

Commander Keen!!

Damn thats........................ pink!!!

I would say the butt-thing was the only really good thing! You know, from a guy's POW!

You still don't know how you got there?

Does anyone!! Does anyone??

Depends! Good if you're the trippy kinda guy bad... well figure that one out your self!

Say to her that you find her very beautiful, funny, sweet and that she has the cutest smile and that if she'll go out with you would be the happiest man alive! Then tell her that you wanna butt-f*ck her! THAT would be fun! I'm a sick... sick bastarD!

k, changed values to somin more realistic: "I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: December 5, 2056 at the age of 71 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (32%) Heart Attack (23%) Alcoholism (12%) Alien Abduction (6%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 15897189 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on December 5, 2056, as you slip silently into the night.

How much life did you loose getting down?

Nice little bug!

When did it happen?

Yeah I still got 16 years to go! Sh*t that isn't much is it?