Mr.Bill

ransom: not getting BANNED all the time, biZATCH ....ass.....

eww eww eww and EWW lol yeah we got LOADS on the irc tonight, I mean their EVERYWHERE man I mean, once we got GOIg we couldnt be stopped!

ransom not biting so hard (damn bitch! that hurts!)

a mix of al the previous ones

*sigh* more work for me.... *mumbles off to change tags*

1 user posting from that ip, ill see if they match up at all.... And yes they do! but he never had a known cheater this before.. give me alink to a reason why I should and I will... but yes same persons

ok, ok I got a story... It all started a long time ago, right? I was like cruising down the main stretch with this guy named jimmy Cw, hold the b cross the T, you know that guy right? Anyway I?m driving right, and I?m driving then BAM! This asshole cuts in front of me with this securicar and I?m all like hey! You cut me off! And he's like "shit I did you ran into me!" and I?m all like "no I didn?t! I got a flat papaya! how could I ever do that?" and he?s like "my grape fruits aren?t on that?s why" and then jimmy Cw, hold the t cross the B, he's all like Yo yo yo man lets bust a cap in his ass and then he gets off on this whole coughing fight and he?s all like COUGH, COUGH and I?m like DUDE! not on the dash I eat there and he?s like cough and I?m like ASSHOLE and he stops right and he?s all like whoa, sorry bout that and he gets out of the gar and goes to that guy who cut us off ("no I didn?t!" he SO did!) and Jimmy Wc, Cross the t hold the B he?s all like Dude WTF where you thinking? and the guys all like "COCKBITE" for like, NO super REASON! and jimmy, he gets all offended right? be cause he got COCKBITE tattooed on his forehead when he was young (different story, but the bears did it after all) anyway he?s all like YOU BITCH! and he takes out this mini-gun and I?m all like NO JIMMY NO!! THE TRAINER PREVENTION! and he gets like, totally OWNED by the script its all like SUSPECTED TRAINER USAGE and jimmy gets has PWNED hardcore! And that guy drives off right, and I?m running to Jim and I'm all like "J Man! NOO!! those DIRTY BASTARDS!! you KILLED HIM!!" and JJsd is all list GASPING and shit right? and like bleeding all over me and I?m like "dude if your going to bleed not on my shoes I just got them waxed by that bum we ran over" and he?s all like "GASP wheeze GASP! Find the admin who did it. bill.... and kick his ass for me" and I?m all freaking out right because out of NO WHERE there?s this huge REDISH voice saying shit like WHOS USING A TRAINRE!?! Ill kb you again if you do!" and everyone?s like it was jimmy b dudes! jimmy be!" and I?m like "Shit no it was that guy who cut us off!" and I?m all like to jimmy before he dies and re-spawns after anyway I?m like "Jimmy there IS no admin, its a script just like on the matrix right? with that spoon? its just like that! except were in 800x600 resolution DONT YOU GET IT?!?!" and jimmy the drama queen he's all like "Dude... I'm fading " and I?m like" DONT YOU CRASH ON ME DAMN IT! DONT YOU CRASH!" and then I see these letters on top of him and its like CRCTIME OUT and I?m like "NOO!!! YOU BASTARDS!! YOU CRASHED HIM!! TAKE ME~~ TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!!" and then i like broke down crying on his empty .mdl for a while.... .... then he joined the server again and I was like YOUR ALIVE! and he?s like its just a game. Moral of the story: Next time you see a keyboard with a F13 key you BUY IT! (put it through the spell check should be better now, took a while )

no.. blokker did, I reopened it though, I want it for just 1 day at least

damn it blokker... NO!

I was inspired and wrote another story http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?p=67651#67651 so enjoy reading my useless stuff (btw nice touch kungfu!)

Well, I just got done the posting in adsl vs cable thread (about how my adsl pwns http://forum.mtavc.com/viewtopic.php?p=67645#67645 ) so I though I might continue by writting my stories wabout me and my buddies! So this one time right, were walking down broadway, adn theres like super heavy super fst traffic right, and im all like to ted "hey ted, HEY TED!" (teds a bit slow you know.. great guy though) "TED! I bet you cant run across the street without getting hit!" and he's all like "uh ah! yeah I can" and im all like "no you cant" and hes like 'yes I cant" and im like "no" and hes like "yeah" and "no" and "yeah" and im like "no" then hes all like "yeah" so im like "well if you can why dont you do it?" and hes all like "my banana's acting up" and im all like "no its not thats an apple now come on do it!" and hes like "fine I will!" well he gets about half way before a sidekick ("jeep" for those who dont know the model) hits him righ,t and he crawls the rest of the way and hes like "I did it! i did it" waving his arm at me (the one he's holdinhg right, cause the car tore it off) and im all like "dan it ted, your not suppost to do it!" well anyway We went to see doc after (great guy doc is, bit of a meany, but can heal anything) and hes all like "gah dman it ted not again what happen this time" and ted all like mumbles off and hes all like "ah, bil you bet ted to run across the street agan eh?" and im all like "yeah it was TOTALY awsome! I was like you cant do it ted and he was like yeah I can and h-" "shut up bill, e've heard i before scrol up.. " "sorry" anyway doc fixs ted arm up again right? with like stuff you've nevr seen before, he said something about being unlicened and got to get his own equipment, so anyway once he took the noodles out of teds arm it was all like, freaking awsme so i go to ted and im al like "hey ted1 your arms like all freaking awsome again!" and hes like "yeah" and thats one of my stories.... If thisdosnt get closed ill do more... just so incase someon finds themselves REALLY bored they can come here and be like "awsome man, bill posted again! freaking sweet!" and like yeah...

*slaps deathb* unless you got a grand to spend each month cable adn dsl is the best your getting, so quit your bitching. My adsl is so strong, that one day ti was dl real slow, so the hub (adsl hub thingy) got up, walked to my providers, and punched the guy right in the face, it didnt even know if he worked there otr not! and bam! our speed went right up! and then sometimes, like if my friends 56k is acting up, ym adsl goes ofver there and smacks it around abit, and gets it going faster the the adsl itself, but then it smacks it around somemore to make the adsl even stronger (because adsl gets its power from smaller, weaker 56k modems,) And this one time right, like my buddies cables and adsl modems were all hanging out ina bar, and mine waked in and they were all like "hey!" and mine was all "hey" back sat tehm, and this other 22k wanted to fight mine right? so it tryied to hit him... and and then my adsl buddy (he's a t3) went over and stoped on teh22k, until it was a 14k and they were all like "pwned" after that they all had a bunch of drinks and played pool. My adsl pwns.

looks for servers with man hunt, temaplay and cops and robbers, there are some out there but I think very few..

Dsl anyday! cable wins hands down! Dsl, enought said dnt even try Cables pwns! dsl has a bigger dick then cable! now how does sayings things like these, POSSIBLY help FIND OUT the FREAKING answer? I mean if you wanted to be seriouse RESEARCH and THEN tell us which is better.

isnt it strange that kungfu also looks like that biker guy? (or whats his name on teh secret team page )

Of course... he'd know....

Aww...... but this one was fun!!

ROFL wow bmp, you really dont like getting proven wrong do you? but you know... ill just add a little one allowed with no probs

From Irc: see kiddies? that's what's happens when you have scripts in #mta, while bumps flood kick is still on this is the 3rd time I've got him too

K, and anything that isnt owned, is now owned by blasta! anyone willing to argue this fact will have to argue against a ban Jk... We own everything, not just the filler

yeah we wouldnt want you to get stressed out by locking too many hreads in one day Btw wheels, good job on 192! cant wait till 292!

from blast thread double post and I dont care!

Irc - lol dealer, nice

oh btw if their for your own use, you dont need t link them to the general public.

Until those cracks (ALL of tehm warez illegal no matter what game) are gone I'm going to have to ask you not to advertize on here, and keep it off your sig. if you dont, youll just get banned.