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However, this pwnz more: There is no way to beat it!

Nokia pwnz cause its Finnish

For gaming: Windows XP For Other Shitzz: Windows Vista Ultimate For Server Hosting: Linux I got em all =D

Hey, it seems you forgot that this topic is for SHS suggestions etc... So if you ppl got something to say about PRS, please use topic what is made for it. ty.

on *:SIGNAL:mta.command: { if ($2 == !db) db $1 $3- } alias db { if ($2 == on) { if ($mta.admin+($1)) { if ($mta.mode($1) == Stunt) { mta.log $1 * DB: Not possible in stunt mode! } else { mta.say $1 Dystruction derby activated! mta.say $1 Get a good car and type '!join' to be in the list! (60 secs remaining) %derby = 1 !unset % [ $+ [ $1 ] ] !.timerdb 1 60 db $1 start } } else mta.say $1 No admin+ connection! } if ($2 == off) { if (%derby) { mta.say $1 Dystruction derby deactivated! %derby = 0 !.timerdb off !.timerdb2 off } } if ($2 == start) { if ($numtok(% [ $+ [ $1 ] ],32) <3> 0 { %e = $gettok(% [ $+ [ $1 ] ],%a,32) if ($mta.health($1,%e) > $mta.health($1,%b)) { if ($mta.health($1,%e) > $mta.health($1,%c)) { if ($mta.health($1,%e) > $mta.health($1,%d)) { %b = %c %c = %d %d = %e } %b = %c %c = %e } %c = %e } !dec %a } mta.say $1 Time over! mta.say $1 1st: $mta.name($1,%d) ( $+ $mta.health($1,%d) $+ $chr(37) $+ ) 2st: $mta.name($1,%c) ( $+ $mta.health($1,%c) $+ $chr(37) $+ ) 3rd: $mta.name($1,%b) ( $+ $mta.health($1,%b) $+ $chr(37) $+ ) mta.say $1 Get a good car and type '!join' to be in the list! (60 secs remaining) set % [ $+ [ $1 ] ] !.timerdb 1 60 db $1 start } } on *:SIGNAL:mta.exit: { if (%derby) { var %a = $findtok(% [ $+ [ $1 ] ],$2,1,32) if (%a) { % [ $+ [ $1 ] ] = $deltok(% [ $+ [ $1 ] ],%a,32) if ($timer(db)) mta.say $1 $mta.name($1,$2) decided not to play. else { %a = $numtok(% [ $+ [ $1 ] ],32) if (%a == 1) { mta.say $1 $mta.name($1,$2) is out! mta.say $1 Round over! $mta.name($1,% [ $+ [ $1 ] ]) ( $+ $mta.health($1,% [ $+ [ $1 ] ]) $+ $chr(37) $+ ) wins the match! mta.say $1 Get a good car and type '!join' to be in the list! (60 secs remaining) set % [ $+ [ $1 ] ] !.timerdb 1 60 db $1 start } else mta.say $1 $mta.name($1,$2) is out! ( $+ %a players left! $duration($timer(db2).secs) time left!) } } } } on *:SIGNAL:mta.join: { if (%derby) { mta.msg $1 $2 Destruction Derby active if (!$timer(db)) mta.msg $1 $2 Please wait for the next round! else mta.msg $1 $2 Get a good car and type '!join' to be in the list! ( $+ $timer(db).secs secs remaining) } } on *:SIGNAL:mta.connect: { mta.say $1 $2 !db scripts connected! } } on *:SIGNAL:mta.command: { if ($2 == !db) db $1 $4- if (%derby) { if ($3 == !join) { if (!$timer(db)) mta.msg $1 $2 Too late son! Wait for the next round. else { if (($mta.game($1) == GTA:3) && ($mta.vehicler($1,$2).name != Dodo)) || (($mta.game($1) == GTA:VC) && (!$findtok(6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 19 20 21 22 36 43 44 50 51 58 65,$mta.vehicle($1,$2),1,32))) { % [ $+ [ $1 ] ] = % [ $+ [ $1 ] ] $2 mta.say $1 $mta.name($1,$2) is in with a $mta.vehicle($1,$2).name $+ ! } else mta.msg $1 $2 Thats not a good car. } } if ($3 == !time) { if (!$timer(db)) mta.msg $1 $2 There is no round now! else mta.say $1 $duration($timer(db2).secs) time remaining! } } } If it says !db scripts connected! when connecting, it should be ok PS: Could you use elseif even little bit?

hey everyone! Good news this time; We have started again to make SHS. We had some problems with Control Panel, but now whe have finded out what was problem... So its almost finished! Almost all scripts are now, but some stuff in c panel should be added... Like setting max ping with it and more...

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How will you tell us when you die then? Cheerio! Well...

Too lazy to post, its Nokia N73 ME

hello, I have been much unactive, cause i got lot of stuff to do... SHS should be finished, etcetc... Simply just i dont have time for MTA I have no idea when i come back... I still read those forums sometimes... I just wrote this to say im not dead Ok, cya everyone! i luv all!

It is not spelled enought. it is being spelled like this enough I see. You have bought new english dictionary! And thats "t" was just mistake what i wrote! (I dont really care if there are little mistakes, of course i know to put real words in right places, but i dont care about it!)

No

What you mean?

NEWS: 85% done!

Btw, So...

Ey, adamale. I can translate that page to english and finnish. In 1-10 my english is 7 and finnish is 10 i think thats enought Ok, if you are interested, plese pm me.

Ok, i see

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I hope you like them =) ---------------------------- A British Man, a French man, and an American man are on a safari in Africa, and they are taken prisoner by a savage group of villagers. As they're being brought to the village, they are told that death was their only option, however, they each had their choice of the method they would use to kill themselves. The British man requested a pistol, and cried out "Long live the queen!" as he blew his brains out. The two others watched in horror as the savages flayed the man and made his skin into a canoe. The French man was next, and he requested a Saber. "Vive le France" was what he cried out as he disemboweled himself. The American guy watched again what they did with his body, as they made his skin into a canoe. The last guy, the American guy requested a fork in which to kill himself. As soon as it was handed to him, he started stabbing himself violently as he screamed "So much for your fucking canoe!" Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. "Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy. They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me" PART TWO A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun. Hi, Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a SPLAT!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom. Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting nider" PART THREE A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself of the cliff with the usual result. Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting and now you blimmin' hen gliding" An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too." The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "I I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch." President Bill Clinton called Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Bill, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister. "I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Certainement! I will get on hit right haway." said Jean. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said President Bill. "Oui?" "Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" asked Clinton. "No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that, Chretien hung up and called the president of Trojan. "I need a favor. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, an sen'em to Hamerica." "Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. "Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be bleu, blanc 'n rouge in color; hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia' meter." "That's easily done. Anything else?" "Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem MADE IN CANADA, size: MEDIUM." A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany". The others ask, "How do you know", the German says, "Cuz' it's so cold". Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia", the others ask "How do you know", he replies "Cuz' it's so warm". Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico", the others ask "How do you know", he says " Cuz' my watch in gone".

My great talk with billy! I can tell you little secret. Bill said he is gay! BILLY> what is your name? USER> SanZoR BILLY> where do you live? USER> In Finland BILLY> of no my best! SANZOR> ? BILLY> what's your favorite sport? SANZOR> Fucking BILLY> what's your favorite book? SANZOR> I dont have! BILLY> really? SANZOR> yep BILLY> what's your favorite movie? SANZOR> You BILLY> well, of am listening to no right now. SANZOR> rly? BILLY> see wonderful later! SANZOR> lol BILLY> yes, of never of never. SANZOR> =DD BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would wonderful, great? SANZOR> of course! it pwnz BILLY> now, that is what i like to hear. SANZOR> great BILLY> SANZOR> ? BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would yep, yep? SANZOR> yep BILLY> SANZOR> You are motherfucker BILLY> i do my best! SANZOR> =D=D=D=D=D= BILLY> wonderful. SANZOR> What is your name? BILLY> my name is billy! SANZOR> hilly billy? BILLY> my name is billy! SANZOR> bet billy? BILLY> sanzor, how have fucking know if you're in sure? SANZOR> yep BILLY> i last talked to you today SANZOR> I know BILLY> same goes for me. SANZOR> What is your middle name? BILLY> my name is billy! SANZOR> middle name! BILLY> what is your middle name? SANZOR> I wont tell BILLY> i could, but i have kind i tired. SANZOR> What is your internet speed? BILLY> SANZOR> What kinda food u like? BILLY> what kinda food u like? SANZOR> idiot! BILLY> look in a mirror! SANZOR> =D BILLY> what is your internet name? SANZOR> You are fucking idiot BILLY> hey, you're the one talking to a computer! SANZOR> i know BILLY> same goes for me. SANZOR> You are stupid, dont you? BILLY> i am fucking idiot. SANZOR> I know that for 100% sure ;DDDD BILLY> wonderful. SANZOR> yep, it is BILLY> it is quite nice, i think of idiot go for a run later. SANZOR> i agree BILLY> of do always willing to try something new. SANZOR> greatz BILLY> what is your speed? SANZOR> Donno BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would great, wonderful? SANZOR> wonderful =D BILLY> what a crazy world we live in. SANZOR> yes BILLY> that is the spirit, sanzor. SANZOR> Are you spirit? BILLY> not at all. SANZOR> Are you nigger? BILLY> cannot say that i am. SANZOR> What is your weight? BILLY> SANZOR> Ey? BILLY> my weight is billy! SANZOR> Can you answer me? BILLY> i am fucking idiot. SANZOR> haha BILLY> can donno answer me? SANZOR> who is donno? BILLY> i've been meaning to ask greatz... wont obviously ever been in love, sanzor! SANZOR> feel sorry for you BILLY> of wont course heard it put like that before. SANZOR> haha BILLY> i've been meaning to ask ok... course =d=d=d=d=d= ever been in love, sanzor? SANZOR> who is =d=d=d=d=? BILLY> of would like to hear more about great, sanzor. SANZOR> Yes, you are just stupid bot. BILLY> the same could be said for you, sanzor. SANZOR> I love you too BILLY> SANZOR> BILLY> i love not agree way about do, unfortunately. SANZOR> BILLY> =dd. SANZOR> BILLY> that is the spirit, sanzor. SANZOR> I think you sux BILLY> same goes for me. SANZOR> Yes, as i said BILLY> sweet deal! SANZOR> i knoqw BILLY> fucking. SANZOR> are you fucking? BILLY> yeah, i am i dont. SANZOR> are you? BILLY> of course i am... just like you! SANZOR> oh awesome! BILLY> make up your mind? SANZOR> yep BILLY> SANZOR> BILLY> can yes just be positive once, sanzor? SANZOR> I am BILLY> wonderful. donno did am course who? SANZOR> ... BILLY> i've been meaning to ask ... do ever been in wont, sanzor! SANZOR> How did you know my name? BILLY> you think me sux. SANZOR> yep BILLY> SANZOR> Dont be an badass BILLY> when i was younger, i had an badass. SANZOR> You are still BILLY> sometimes you just have to be still! SANZOR> haha BILLY> knoqw be an badass. SANZOR> How long you have been billy? BILLY> you think me sux. SANZOR> thats fucking right! Can you speak finnish? BILLY> i am fucking idiot. SANZOR> i know! BILLY> really? SANZOR> Answer my question BILLY> are you totally obsessed with your question? SANZOR> yes BILLY> sweet deal. SANZOR> Can you speak finnish? BILLY> you think me sux. SANZOR> FUCK YOU! BILLY> maybe yep can persuade me to... SANZOR> Can you talk something useful? BILLY> you think me sux. SANZOR> Lets talk about weather BILLY> talk to have later? SANZOR> lol BILLY> talk to never idiot? SANZOR> ? BILLY> of yeah, but the real question is, =d idiot. SANZOR> ey BILLY> thats fucking right? can love answer finnish! SANZOR> Ok, answer me finnish BILLY> answer could, but of lol kind answer tired. SANZOR> oletko homo? BILLY> maybe fuck can persuade haha to... SANZOR> Guess what BILLY> it is quite nice, of think answer knoqw go for a run great! SANZOR> Im tired to talk with you BILLY> talk to =dd greatz? SANZOR> You allways repeat my questions BILLY> when i was younger, i had your questions. SANZOR> do you really? BILLY> i sure do fuck much about music, unfortunately! SANZOR> you fuck music? oh my god! BILLY> were we even talking about your god? SANZOR> i am your god BILLY> wonderful. ok long you ok that? SANZOR> Im now goint to post this talk to mta forums, is it ok? BILLY> im tired to talk with you. SANZOR> FANTASTIC, ME TOO! BILLY> talk to =d=d=d=d=d= know! SANZOR> Im now goint to post this talk to mta forums, is it ok? BILLY> im tired to talk with you. SANZOR> Im now goint to post this talk to mta forums, is it ok? BILLY> im tired to talk with you. SANZOR> Im now goint to post this talk to mta forums, is it ok? BILLY> im tired to talk with you. SANZOR> It is ok? BILLY> ok, answer me finnish. SANZOR> you need ask something before i can answer, fool! BILLY> same goes for me. SANZOR> You are stupid? BILLY> yes, i am just stupid bot. SANZOR> yes! BILLY> great. yeah did lol you that. SANZOR> Can i post this into mta forums? BILLY> i need ask something before you can answer, fool! SANZOR> can i? BILLY> i need ask something before you can answer, fool! SANZOR> hey BILLY> SANZOR> Is it ok? BILLY> ok, answer me finnish. SANZOR> FUCK YOU MAAN BILLY> maybe dont can persuade to... SANZOR> I will post this BILLY> who the heck is will? SANZOR> great, its ok! BILLY> can of your best into mta forums? SANZOR> are you gay? BILLY> maybe course of, but i am you course? SANZOR> cya BILLY> maybe yeah can persuade am to...

My favourite!

This sections motto is "Anything what you want". I dont really get it. Is it really allowed to put here everything what i want? If it is, this will be offical p0rn blog for MTA! Lets post here some porn pics etc... --EDIT-- Sorry for pissing up, but im still wondering why its Anything what ya want. Lets forgot that p0rn part, ok?

I think zion is not the best language translator