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  1. Wow A film done by a member of the ATS crew...naturally pwnage. Very nice guys, absolutely perfect. 9.5/10
  2. But I don't have GTA3 VC Was always more popular, I thought, than GTA3 was.
  3. A) That would be a violation of the EULA B) Modding even with the permission of the server owner is not permitted with MTA C) Unless you're old school, and you're having a minigun war in .3 or something. Then It's okay.
  4. A: As soon as I finish with this cup of Hamjuice. Q: Who here has read my topic in the general section?
  5. I was thinking the other day... everyone keeps telling me that people still play MTA .5, so I bring up the server browser, and sure enough, there's like 3-4 servers with 10+ people, and then a bunch with 4-9. So I'm like... heeey, this is pretty tight, I'll hop in and stubby me some ass. Turned up the rapz, grabbed my blunts box, just like old times, right? So I look at the servers, and I'm like... Where the hell is the partyserver? MTA:VC Wojjie Partyserver - 0/12 Dissapointing, but oh well, right? So I just picked the top server, and just go in. So there's a bunch of guys talking trash.. etc, and doing some scammy bs on a RPG script, which was like built into the admin script (wasnt a RPG script, it was like built in to a stats script or some sh1t.) So I'm like... oh goody, some RPG dudes I can flatten out. So I spawn robber, and the first thing I notice (right before being spawnkilled) is that ther's 3 guys camping all 3 robber spawns, and spawncamping there, right? No admins, no mods, so I'm like w/e. So I get out, and I'm driving around, see 2 people out in front of the bank. So I start shootin my m4 at em (Went n got the m4 pickup) and all of a sudden, they stop takin damage, and talking crap in the chatbox "ahahahaha pwnd" "lol owned nooblet" Etc. (They paused.... ;o ) Is this really what MTA has come to? I remember back in .4, that sh1t wouldn't fly for one goddamn minute. Pausing was a bannable offence, and if you got owned you just said n1 or gg, yo. All that's left now is a pathetic handfull of disshonorable, arrogant, pompous, pimply faced 12 year old wanna be cool NERDS. Where'd all the honor go? Where'd all the respect go? This is really sad, more because I know what .3 and .4 was like. I remember those good times. It was fun! Now all you do is go in a server, get asshandled by a bunch of blink182 loving trashtalkers, and then they try to suck you into some "I pwnd you" flame war. I wanna bring back those good times.... I want em back.
  6. A: No, We will have to go on BLASTA Space Mission #2 to the planet system PIEZORG. Q: To the BrophyShuttle?
  7. As Blokker Said, There are already separate sections for... GTA:VC MTA:VC MTA:SA .1x MTA:GTA3
  8. :Rob

    only race ?

    lock and tempban for being an IDIOT. Not repeating what I've said 8 million times about these kinds of people...
  9. There's no problem with that. A) THANK YOU FOR POSTING IN THE HELP SECTION! OUT OF 10 PEOPLE, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO ASKED FOR HELP IN THE RIGHT PLACE! I FREAKING LOVE YOU MAN! B) When MTA .5 Crashes, it tries to send an error report, but since they're not working on improving .5 anymore, It'll just say that it doesn't need to send it. Fear not, it was just a crash. Happens from time to time with MTA. Nothing to worry about, just click start game again and get back to owning.
  10. Way to admit to playing a CRACKED SA. Lawck and ban please...?
  11. :Rob

    help plz

    A) Help Section is there for a reason B) Put some form into your post for gods sake.. what help do you need? Hosting a server? How to play? How to use ingame features? We'd be glad to help you guys.. if you could just give us a hint as to what you want help with. Not just "plz help me plzplzplzplzplz" I've seen waay too many of these posts...
  12. No. These are just used for turf at the moment.
  13. Uninstall MTA, uninstall VC, reinstall VC, reinstall MTA. After that, try starting game on 1.0, and if it crashes, do it with 1.1, and It'll work fine. Because it sounds, as Jax said.. that you've really messed your files up. HELP POSTS go in the HELP SECTION ...
  14. Reinstall MTA, shut all IM programs. Post stuff in the HELP SECTION if you NEED HELP ...
  15. Close any windows with "imageshack", close all IM programs. A) Should've posted in the "help" section B) Slurring and cussing in your title wasn't very convincing, as for a reason to help you... however today I felt generous.
  16. This does have "video lag" They set the max FPS to 20, in order to keep people at the same car speed, because of an issue with higher FPS making people go faster than others. You could've easily found this in a topic thats been posted by at least 10 other people. Possibilities A) You've got bad ISP. 56K - 3 meg = not recomended for online gaming, in my opinion. B) Video Lag, as mentioned above. See above mentioned notes. Nothings perfect, just always improving I suppose.
  17. A: /me picks up chode, and locks him in a subspace cargo container on the SS Brophy (Our wonderful spacegoing bucket of bolts cough ship cough) While he busts out singing cher songs. Q: /me goes Woof Woof.
  18. A: I think we blew the moon up... radioactive bbq didn't work well... + the earth is kinda mad at us, because ... Well, Finns mission succeeded, he broke into microsoft HQ, and stole windows. So the earth are mad at us. Q: Should we make the international B.L.A.S.T.A. Spacestation, and live there?
  19. THE MORE CAPITALS YOU USE THE BIGGER E-PENIS YOU HAVE. OMG TEH CAPITAWLS. [/offtopic]
  20. A: That was the microsoft spacestation? I blew it up while we were en route... it got in the way. Typical microsoft. Q: Hm... If you can infiltrate the microsoft HQ, steal the viral source code for windows:D (Destruction ) and return to us by 1100 hours tomorow, we shall let you live. Otherwise its radioactive poo coated heavy meteorite stoning for you. Fair enough?
  21. A: No, it's full of contractable diseases we dont want. Microsoftitis. Q: Before we stone finn to death why dont we send him and his robot body into the HQ to steal the disks back for us?
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