«Makaveli»

all i ask is you control your noobs, you should know who they are...

keep your noobs out of our thread plz. thx. that goes for soldier. nub. thx again.

yea and quite possibly, your mta is set to version 1.1, when you're using the 1.0 crack, try changing it around.

kinda wonderin whats with all the chick names? you're not trans are you?

A: sure that made sence, i got from it that you know who santa is Q: but do you really believe that sh t? cuz i dont

we've (KFC) been having some problems as well, it seems this [MT]Noobie character (aka URMOMMA's bro) was caught distributing cracked clients for 0.4.1 on his geoshitties site, i guess he was kicked from MT, but like, if Noobie and urmomma use the same computer then i dont have to continue on that note. So he mods his files, i personally never seen and speedhacking, but sometimes i have noticed differences in weapon damage, in fact it was either urmomma or noobie (quite possibly both) whereas the stubby would give less damage on the client side than it normally should, you shouldn't have to get knocked down 3-4 times takin dome-shots (shots to the head for nubz) where with others you get knocked down, you get up and take a finishing blow. thats my thoughts anyhow.

rofl!! "bunny with a pancake on its head"

A: you post too much Q: anyone else?

hell ill take an invite if someones handin out kfc_chronic

pretend this wasn't double posted. .............................OMG MINIGUN HAXX0RZ' OMG OGM!!11seven132`

hey idckwad. pay attention, ill bold it., you use a lil sense of humour and get it. I am capable of putting Vice City back to the way it was. now ?

A: a marijuana cultivator Q: um. why am i posting here again?

A: Nah, its the "straw-type" thing you put in your nostrol to snort coke. Q: whats a question?

hehe we are ALL capable of reinstallin' i think i had to.

A: got a swizzle? Q: you know what a swizzle is?

unless something horrible happens and you get eaten...by stuff...

well its quite simple, but for me to explain it, thats quite the opposite lol. ok, you downloaded your car mods, you want copy the car.vcm file and paste it into the vcmm folder; example: D:\VCMM\mods\vcm\ you would put all your vcm files into that folder, the dmajic wheel mod should already be in there. hope that helped some.

A: and there you have it, the mta community. Q: is farcry: Instincts look good to you?

ahaha specially when theres like 3 cops cars chasin you, i always love watching them make a quick left or right into oncoming cars or a wall or something. ROFL i just thought of something i used to do, back before i had a mod chip in my psx, i rented gta2 like allll the time when it first came out, i would just get tons of oil slicks and go hit up and intersection, put slicks on both sides of the road, keep droppin slicks until they start disappearing when u drop new ones.... get out the car and run around, see how long u survive lol and get the cops to chase your through the warzone (on foot) they get friggin sMOKEd by slippin cars

A: Probably never Q: who wants GTA:C?

here is the best christmas sig ive seen so-far, belongs to my nicca: [KFC]Nikateen

yea the car pile-up you speak of is also called a "hurricane effect". its caused by an MTA Exploit Panel which spawns all servers cars in a random or specified location if im not mistaken. its sucks, i know, but you can blame it all on that f:Okin' a:Ohole BLooD. hes the dickwhipe who made it. otherwise partyserver is fun and when the ping kick scripts are running, usually not too laggy with pings under 200. if its constantly over 150 i wouldnt recommend it.

you dont see whats funny about me drowning someone...lol ok there stoneface.. and it doesn't stretch the "forum", scorp, its stretches one lousy thread.

for one i wasnt in-game at that point, i was sitting at the player select screen, but out-of-game on msn, and periodically checking back to the client. but, punch/kick deaths can actually happen. i witness KFC Blaat get punch/kick killed, it was a long fistfight hehe.. but i wasnt expecting him to..nvm anyways.

yeah maybe its huge, its my resolution, couldn't be assed to resize either. it happens- as u would say.