Orange Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 A. okay maybe.Q: What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see a rubber duck on a toilet seat? A: I don't have any idea. Q: What does it come ? A: kill -9 $(pidof /home/npg/mta-server) Q: Why am I killing NPG process? Link to comment
Orange Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 A: Because I'm wasting 150mb on NPG Q: Why? Link to comment
CapY Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 A: Because I'm wasting 150mb on NPGQ: Why? A: Cos u nice. Q: Why ? Link to comment
GodFather Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Q: I don't see a question. A: Why are some people so dumb? Link to comment
CapY Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 A: Because they are used to it. Q: Familiar ? Link to comment
qaisjp Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 A. Not really Q. What do you mean? Link to comment
paul527 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 A: It means I'm back. Q: What did I miss? Link to comment
qaisjp Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 A. You missed MTA 1.1 Q. How old are you? Link to comment
paul527 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 A: 21 Q: How old is MTA? Link to comment
qaisjp Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 a.more than 9 years old. q. do you know the exact birthdate? of mta? Link to comment
paul527 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 probably 2003 Q: WHY DID YOU BREAK THE FORMAT?!!? A: How shall we punish him? Link to comment
zerb Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 A. You never gave an answer! Q. Wanna ride? Link to comment
CapY Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 a: On the pony of course! q: Have you got something better? Link to comment
Jaysds1 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 A: Ya, I have beer and Vodka. Q:Do you want some? Link to comment
CapY Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 A: Give me it. Q: Where and when ? Link to comment
Jaysds1 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 A: In Washington,DC Q: Is this a good location? Link to comment
CapY Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 A: No it sucks. Q: Las Vegas ? Link to comment
Jaysds1 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 A: Ok, what ever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas Q: How much money are you bringing with you? Link to comment
GTX Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 A. 0.00000001€ Q. Why do you care? Link to comment
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