Best excuse after getting killed

[w715]

"I was on phone"

AUTHOR: Zeus@WtF

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © 2004 by Zeus@WtF

[[KFC]Yankees]

suck my fuckin balls utopia stfu fuckin faggot

[Ransom]

GoFuckUrself - [someone] is cheating

[VCA]Firefox you are pausing in battle, thats cheaitng soon

(sometime later after insults back and forth me and firefox go to the mansion in a cheetah to kill the bastard)

[VCA]Firefox killed GoFuckUrself

GoFuckUrself - "I just let you kill me to prove to you that I'm not pausing in battle"

What was so great about this is the guy was full health in the bar room, and he went in the corner behind the little counter, then Firefox hugged up against him so he couldn't move. He tried to shoot him with a shotgun but he was too close (yea, you were letting him kill you even though you were trying to shoot him lol), so Firefox pulls out the bat and the poor bastard has to sit there and get beaten to death! lmfao. That was the funniest kill I've ever witnessed. I coulda typed something mean in by the time it took him to die, like "Damn that sux, you gotta sit there and die like a little bitch" but I didn't I just stood there and watched, laughing my ass off.

[Garuzzo]

excuses

killing is against my religion

i let you have it

pfffft u a lucky bitch

yeah we'll see if you can do that w/out a heli pussy biatch

eh what aw damn the pizza guy got here and so did u

so how are you doing today ?

not fair, ur stubby shot b4 mine did and it was accurate too

aw but that was meant to be my kill

./kill

-following, aw damn the autokill didn't work

my tv distracted me

i blame you for this, you got lucky with ur (insertweaponnamehere)

heh thats how u kill me, next lesson when i move

[Phuk]

"n00b"

[DeeJee.nl]

chainsaw kills are for noobs..

forgot who said it, but he got chained so many times after that..