heres mine...
im walkin down da street wid me machetti
then someone pulls up in the baguette
he gets out and goes 'sup wanker'
so i say to him 'you said that to the wrong person bro coz now im gonna lamp ya'
he goes 'don't speak to me like that or ill shoot u in da head
i go 'go ahead coz your already dead'
1 bullet to the head is all you need
then all you see is all the homies smokin weed
1 of em goes yo, wannna drag?
i go no coz ur momma's a slag
he goes this guy talks good - fights good
i go let me in the fu*kin clan then blood
please don't ask me what a baguette is i don't know!