[KFC]Teknickel

You know your addicted to MTA when: You punch your friend in the face knocking him out cold thinking its not synched yet. You steal a shitty car crash it into a nicer car so that the driver stops, than you kill the driver and take his car. You set up a road block with cars and sit in a tree with an m60. After you get hit by a car you accuse the driver of car laming. If it was a hit and run you call the driver a pussy for not getting out of the car to try to kill you. You blame a lost fight on lag. You call people noobs in real life.

I usually say "I'm eating", or..... "I'm smoking a cig" wich are both very tru when im doing it but i wont say nethin unless someone talks shit "Your lagging hard" this is so fuckin tru how you suppose to kill sumone whose not taking damage its the equivalent of cheating only it can't be helped, actually it can be, get a fuckin better connection. Its rediculous when i hit sumone 9 times wit a stubby they hit me once and I die and they say owned. That makes me want to invent a virus that makes ppl's monitors blow up in there faces.

Edit of "don't get it" there that was me spittin this is my written Ayo check it, I could piss on your career and bless it, when there's beef I tell catz not to stress it, because catz just dont get it, my mouth is dry so i spit just to wet it, I run back a track just to edit, when yall just dont get it. your life only exists cuz i let it, the probability of you beatin me? naw i wouldn't bet it, but you still don’t get it, i split your head an than spread it, don't even bother for the med kit, cuz you ain’t gon get it. If i aint spit it, and you did it, its either bitten or written, I can't be beaten im the indescrete champion, my ryhmes are keen to make lines magnificant, some ppl say im genious but naw i aint brilliant, so everyone can just get off the penis, jesus, tired of being so leniant, with these catz tryina front yall’ve seen it, I don't make the mess i just clean it, I pick up the 9 and just beam it, because I’m tired of bein it, I jump on the track and steam it. when other catz stepped it,.and threw a line at me i met it, wit 10 of my own you couldn’t get it, I pulled the plug on your game than jetted, only give credit where it's due, wich is why I aint say nuttin to you, I listen to your flow and realize you must be new, i been in this game since I was 9 kid this is what I do, ur battlin the best wtf you think gon happen to you? 'll stop an entire crew, I live in a city of foo's, who stay sippin on booze and than spit, swearin its legit, so I get plenty of practice, so you aint gon match this, I'll fuck up your memory like you was smokin a nick of crip, feel death's icy grip, cuz every verbal blow I deal is “it”, but yall catz dont get it, naw you just dont get it, you'll live to regret it, cuz yall just dont get it.

whats that suppose to mean....neway i might as well.... Here I go to spit another hit, I could piss on this forum and bless it, when there's beef I tell mak not to stress it, because death just dont get it, my mouth is dry so i spit just to wet it, most catz dont get it, yall just dont get it. your life only exists cuz i let it, the probability of you beatin me? naw i wouldn't bet it, i split your head an than spread it, yall catz dont get it. if i aint spit it, and you did it, its either bitten or written, I can't be beaten im the indescrete champine, my ryhmes are keen to make lines magnificant, some ppl say im brilliant but naw i aint genious, so everyone can just get off the penis, jesus, tired of being so leniant, with these catz tryina front yall have seen it, I don't make the mess i just clean it, I tried not to fret it, but I knew I'd live to regret it, when other catz stepped it, yall catz don't get it. when he through a line at me i met it, wit 10 of my own you can forget it, I pulled the plug on your game than jetted, but you don't get it, yall just don't get it, i won't forget it, and I sure as well won't let it, I only give credit where it's due, wich is why I aint say nuttin to you, I listen to you flow and realize you must be new, i been in this game since I was 9 kid this is what I do, ur battlin the best wtf you think gon happen to you? I'll stop an entire crew, I live in a city of foo's, who stay sippin on booze and than spit, swearin its legit, so I get plenty of practice, I'll fuck up your memory like you was smokin a nick of crip, feel death's icy grip, don't even bother for the med kit, cuz ever verbal blow I deal is fatal, but yall catz dont get it, naw you just dont get it, you'll live to regret it, cuz yall just dont get it.

Well I'm sure canadian hip hop culture is pretty ruff I don't think you guyz get too much of that up there. As for me I was born right next to where it all started. And I lived in projects In some small ghetto ass neighborhood. I still go back there all the time

I've been spittin since I was nine so eventually it comes naturally, people imagine you look at a piece of paper stare at it write a line, go what would ryhme with this..... Don't work that way you usually just write, and if you can't just write than leave the pen and pad alone and come back another day, lyricists block lol.

my sig what? actually that was an actual TS live occurance and that was really deathB in our TS channel and i thought it was funny and so was others it wasnt even a shot at deathB he just happened to be the only afk person in TS so i could make him idle in the channel long enuff for me to get a screenshot

wow thats nice i like that very creative not being sarcastic either

so owned... deathb = owned....

omg wtf happened to my avatar

DO ME DO ME!!!

Ayo I'm spittin elaborate shit, its deliberate attempts to be inconisderate, i spray explosive word play on tracks ghost writin to save the day, verbs snap backs, leave u in a cristopher reeves condition, give your mother a new grief addition, when she recieves a letter in the kitchen, statin that you're dead or missing, i'll catch u wit the fiber wire while your pissin in a dark alley way, hit you up wit a quick ak spray, either way your chance of escape is slim, make like mafia have you take a swim, wit concrete boots on and i aint talkin bout heavy timbs, i'll murder your kin so they can't avenge your death, i'm torturin u till your very last breath, when catz see tek they kno to hit the deck, cuz when i roll through your block you got two ops' drop or get shot, if not you get popped and im settin up shop, don't even think bout callin the cops, nigguh i can't be stopped.

L.E.N is league of extraordinary noobz a little token gang i started....

CHEATER I ALWAYZ KNEW MAC WAS A FUCKIN CHEATER!!!! na jk lolz... Well after reading 3-4 pages of frustrating shit, I've come to the non biased conclusion that I'm going to wait to here the opinion of Mr.Bump or other non ulk/F.B.I opinions so far almost everyone not in ULK has said the same thing, "the video doesn't prove nething", "it has happened to me before", "he is not cheating", so why don't we just drop this shit....

another doom fan yea ur absolutely right

i disagree more than half the gta community besides me is using a warez no cd cracked gta, the no cd crack is popular and well known to work with gta, so CAN YOU SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOU CONTRIBUTED TO PIRACY?! na jk lol

Well i suppose you can make it so when u are killed you spawn in jail for a certain amount of time with no weapons until you are released

Tekky the soldier plays with no video card tekky the soldier play with onboard chipset mta is bad for tekky the soldier mta crash whole system tekky the soldier have to restart shortly after tekky the soldier restarts game even though tekky the soldier has a system freeze 20 times a day because of it thats how fun it is tekky the soldier still plays despite all this

I'm happy to hear that just a few things so your not one of the hated noobs, ppl really really hate it when you car lame, its hard to kill ppl with guns but practice makes perfect and car laming gets your nowhere, if sumones not taking damage dont automatically acuse them of cheating it could be the desynchronization often times shoot to the right or left of them and the hitbox will be there you'll kno where to hit when u see him takin damage not when hes bleeding. and dont cheat but thats a given good luck and have fun in mta.

Yea bout 56kers its real hard to kill em because the game desynchs during large ping differences u find yourself having to aim like 9 feet to the right of them for them to take damage.

Driver series after driver 1 = garbage Driver influencing gta = complet bullshit Rockstargames disliking driver = tru story theres several instances where they make fun of them in a couple instances in the game i think one of the guyz u kill has the same name as the main character or sumthing... I'm not saying the game looks cool but i always thought the games were awful the plotlines were rediculous and unbelievable and when they tryed to add the leave car thing tryin to be like gta and it came out horrible.

Having a rocket launcher in your game = A bunch of people in game using rocket launchers neglecting everyother weapon The weapon balance is throw off completely by rockets, personally I'd like to see better weapon stability overall in mta because its quite horrendous if ur not using an m60 or a stubby in mta:vc for example your basically fucked. My idea was to maybe add a recoil factor that would stop the weapons from being so easy to use.

well its sounds gay but i say we make a sort of rpers club so we can all go in an empty server and roleplay u kno? add eachother to msn aim watever...

wow lolz Ima laff my ass off when GTAT comes out and I see half u ppl who posted here playing it.

Well im just saying like the way we roleplay is we usually have a cop vs druglord type scenario, the cops post in washington beach, the druglord has some apatment or house somewhere, he goes around selling drugs to the little druggies, the druggies can bring him cars to trade for drugs or watever, the civilians can also put hits on other ppl, and the police have to monitor all this pull ppl over occasionally and harass them stakeout the mansion and when u see sumone leave follow them to see if they are going to do a deal, and it gets cool cuz like there was cops staked out so today i went in one car and they sent a squad car to follow me and than k00ner left in another vehicle and made the deal while i was distracting the cops if u get arrested with probable cause the cops can question u offer deals or sumone can come post bail, wich is why i wish we had a money system set up it would make rping alot easier but u get the point