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[qaisjp]

Florianr: A 2-week ban should teach him. I just saw he's had several warnings.

NeonGen: Uhm I already banned him for a week. This is why backseat moderation shouldn't happen. Nishaant probably already noticed the week ban and now Flo has put another week on top of it for the same transgression.

Florianr: Woops Neon, I didn't realize. I guess an additional two weeks won't hurt him though

Sorry but I had the urge to post this funny quote. After all, it IS related to MTA Someone isn't going to be happy about a month long ban.

[Towncivilian]

he's dead jim

sometimes...dead is better

you're into some freaky shit then, Slothman

[qaisjp]

[12:00] samp

[12:00] win

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[12:01] <+Aibo> isnt it sa-mp

[12:01] Do not lie, DaBeast^Laptop

[12:01] I suck.

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[12:01] lolz

[12:01] <+Aibo> so funne

[12:01] lol

[Towncivilian]

[10-21 23:37:22] mfw i accidentally set my birthday to january the 1st 2011 and steam blocks me from gta

[Ransom]

[14:24] guess ballmer was bord bald

[14:24] born*

[14:24] Um

[14:24] Weren't we all

[GodFather]

[21:27] * EvgeniZ sets mode: +b *!*@gtanet-oah.iur.200.84.IP

[21:27] * SOAD was kicked by EvgeniZ (EvgeniZ)

[21:27] * Robpol86 was kicked by EvgeniZ (EvgeniZ)

[21:27] * EvgeniZ sets mode: +b *!*@gtanet-23p.ad3.55.213.IP

[21:27] * CHAMP was kicked by EvgeniZ (EvgeniZ)

[21:27] * Zango was kicked by EvgeniZ (EvgeniZ)

[21:28] * EvgeniZ was kicked by EvgeniZ (EvgeniZ)

Evgeniz payback time?

[zerb]

Poor guy.

[Towncivilian]

[10-22 15:26:35] * ryden`laptop sets mode: +o EvgeniZ

[10-22 15:26:37] <@Towncivilian> EvgeniZ sucks

[10-22 15:26:38] * EvgeniZ was kicked by Picard (Picard)

[Deltanic]

[23:04] mta really needs to fix train sync

[23:04] http:/​/​i.imgur.com/​blaiL.jpg

Hard truth

EDIT: why url not linking >_>

Edited October 28, 2011 by Guest

[Towncivilian]

[10-28 00:21:51] <@Towncivilian> i'm back

[10-28 00:21:51] New Topic: Never Go Full Robpol http://www.2l2q.com/wiki/index.php/NGFR

[10-28 00:21:59] <@Towncivilian> shit i didn't think the apostrophe would work

[10-28 00:22:14] <%Robpol86> JESUS H CHRIST

[Ransom]

i listen to katy perry and lindsay lohan 24/7

[Towncivilian]

at least wine and dine me before you fuck me in the ass excel

[Deltanic]

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[16:46] lil_Toady why does Robpol86 have half op

[16:46] evgeniz.. dont make me do it

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[16:49] robe sex

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[16:53] robopop

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[16:55] Y U DO DAT lil_Toady

[16:55] * EvgeniZ was kicked by lil_Toady ([email protected]) Reason (lil_Toady)

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[16:55] Y U DO DAT lil_Toady

[16:55] * EvgeniZ was kicked by lil_Toady ([email protected]) Reason (lil_Toady)

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[16:55] marshmallows lil_Toady

[16:55] * EvgeniZ was kicked by lil_Toady ([email protected]) Reason (lil_Toady)

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[16:55] lil_Toady likes adamix

[16:55] * EvgeniZ was kicked by lil_Toady ([email protected]) Reason (lil_Toady)

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[16:55] lol

[16:55] very much

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[16:56] * EvgeniZ was kicked by lil_Toady ([email protected]) Reason (lil_Toady)

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[16:56] and no

[16:56] rby89

[16:56] * EvgeniZ was kicked by lil_Toady ([email protected]) Reason (lil_Toady)

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Like this, EvgeniZ kickcount is over 9000 within a few hours.

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Remi-X: EvgeniZ sucks

EvgeniZ was kicked from the room by Picard. (Picard)

SOAD: do you watch Turmspringen evgeniZ

SOAD: FUCK YOU

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John: EvgeniZ sucks

EvgeniZ was kicked from the room by Picard. (Picard)

[Towncivilian]

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[11-23 01:24:03] <%Towncivilian> HELLO ADAMIX

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[11-23 01:24:11] <%Towncivilian>

[Ransom]

just imaging sucking off an old black ladys intestines coming out from a stoma on her ass

[Ransom]

regular sessions of anus enlargement were worth it

[Ransom]

[21:56] * Maccer was kicked by Ransom (racism)

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[21:56] what

[21:56] 20 kids, bet they need a bus

[21:56] i'm 1/16th black, this is justified

[21:56] i think you might be racist, Ransom

[21:57] * Maccer was kicked by Ransom (15/16th racism)

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[21:57] 1/16th > 15/16th therefore you are wrong

[Maccer.]

<%Ransom> quotewall

also i have 15 kids

so 1/16 + 15 is way more than 15/16

man i have a small penis!

Edit: Ransom I'm sorry I gave out my secret!

Edited December 12, 2011 by Guest

[Ransom]

well penis is weird but ive seen this even on the news

norby89 smells pretty

I don't like to wake a man up for some petrol

i cant standing these idoits

[Towncivilian]

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[12-18 16:30:01] herro

[12-18 16:30:05] <%Towncivilian> HOLA

[12-18 16:30:18] no mibbit clients allowed

[12-18 16:30:27] <%Towncivilian> you like my asshole always holding up shit

[12-18 16:30:32] eat a giant tdick

[12-18 16:30:38] suck my cocks

[12-18 16:30:39] no, a whole bag

[12-18 16:30:53] <+dysper> how many you got??

[12-18 16:31:47] thats one way to get dysper's attention

[12-18 16:31:52] <+dysper> lol

[AGENT_STEELMEAT]

Wafamde Rocks!

Cadu Rocks

you suck

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You only rock a little bit because of all the rockin' awesome juices I have put inside you over the years.

[CapY]

(12:05:25 AM) TheD4N13L: *THeD4N13L would see John runing then then attempts to his John

(12:05:32 AM) TheD4N13L: Lol

(12:05:35 AM) Aibo: what

(12:05:35 AM) CapY: What

(12:05:38 AM) TheD4N13L: WHAT

(12:05:38 AM) JAEUPLOB: what

(12:05:42 AM) [GnC]Joker: what

(12:05:44 AM) TheD4N13L: This Channel is more FUn

(12:05:44 AM) John: what

[Towncivilian]

Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!

Standard MTA policy right there

[AGENT_STEELMEAT]

  
<John> WHAT'S GUCCI IN THE COOCHIE GURL? 
<Katie> HEY BABY 
<John> YOU GOT MAH PAPER HO? 
<Katie> WHAT PAPER, FOO? 
<John> BITCH DONT MAKE ME SLAP YOU 
<Katie> I DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU TREAT ME SCUMBAG 
* John slaps Katie 
<John> GET IN THE CAR WOMAN 
<Katie> NO IM CALLING THE COPS :< 
<John> F[color=normal]UC[/color]K DA POLICE 
<John> THUG LYFE 
<Katie> THIS AINT NO GHETTO 
<John> BITCH THIS IS MY HOOD 
<John> NOW GET IN THE CAR BEFORE I CUT YOU 
<Katie> NO, DONT HURT ME 
<John> GET IN THE CAR THEN 
<John> AND PUT THESE BIZZALZ IN YO JIZZALZ WHILE YOU AT IT 
<Katie> OKAY FINE 

[Deltanic]

[19:20] o_o

[19:20] o,o

[19:20] <@arc_>

[19:21] * Romulans decloaking 100 meters off the port bow

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5 in a row, nice