Bishop

See its like chess, you take the initiative the game is yours. I didn´t mean to flame your productiveness - I am not to say how much work you put in. I just threw one back at you for the fun of it and for the sake of continuity as the topic is flamming , your probably not laughing though lol . I didn´t want to present it as mine, do you believe I Did ? I figured everyone already read it 2 years ago and would be able to recognize it by it´s title. Which you were. /edit. Flaming* its*

Oh noes the big guys coming at me. Perhaps you should log off IRC and work on some MTA for a change. That the kind of reply you were looking for ? LOL what is that about ? lol Nah actually I was expecting everyone to start capsing "OLD MATERIAL BITHC !!1! OMGITNOOBroflLOLRWTF DIE "

THere is already a sit animation , perhaps that could be added : )

.. and that´s the difference between a dialogue and a monologue. Just to shift gears here, new skins sound great. `Not knowing which weapon/pattern the other guy will use in combat will definitly add to the thrill - assuming fighting has changed lol.

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What I ment was, if you don´t spawn with heavy weapons, what is to prevent people from waiting for you out front ? And they will. New mollie through the door every now and then - while you are locked in purchase mode. Hell, you can even bash it at the window and hit people inside. Perhaps that is the idea ? Stress shopping. In and out in 4 seconds. Before mollie 2 lands. And what about wars ? Everyone has to go stunting for money first ? I am guessing you lose your money if you crash ?

shots* switch glitching* .. the thing is there is an open door leading right into DT Ammunation, mollies anyone ?

.. oh yes, and how about blocking people´s shoots with every weapon in the game - a.k.a noobaim - ? Or the drive-by-moonwalking or the switchglitching ? The uber nade glitching ? New spawn screen looks good. I am sure people are going to see a lot more of it ;P

^ /holds off an endless stream of jokes Now that´s will power for you. Yes it does pwn other rpgs. For one thing, you can actually jump lol. No wall-running, no cars , no katanas/knives etc , no police , no freeway , no choppers , no pre-learned abilities (like in the movies) , no free combat , you don´t shoot punch or kick . Oh yes, it´s been delayed twice already, beta-testers are comparing it to the flop of swg. Plus you have to pay 15 bucks a month using your credit card. Which I am hoping posty´s parents will not do. DAmnit , so much for will power.

You can select where to spawn ? Will that be with or without stubby ? lol What about the other classes ? They don´t start out with heavy gear either ? Spawning un-armed then ? How about clipping people who are shopping for heaters ?

What happened to the quote in your signature ? /edit. Rofl nevermind bitch , I see the mods fucking with you again DB. Damn cocksuckers

if some of the buttons are conflicting you will see get that spin. Reset the controller and re-calibrate it in windows(?) just to make sure.

Was a conspiracy from the start, lets royally fuck up vice so people leave it alone. Cold turkey is hard, I am going to miss MTA.-

... assuming any changes would occur

Crouch glitchers are not a faction, they are a minority wailing on their downson guitar. In any case, I am told you don´t even have to crouch to warp glitch. It all comes natural once you switch to the pistol and run. Meaning the entire usage of the stubby will actively be crouch or switch glitching, 0.3 desynch warping. Obviously the downson kids are rallying up the band to celebrate. Before they do, I´d like to mention the fact that , I seriously doubt MTA will attract more people under such circumstances, and they themselves once spoke of the need to do so.

Heh yea, that´s like as lame as if they had killed the semi-nade glitch only to leave the ultra nade glitch in... luckily no one would be that stu.. wait they did do that Let me sum it up , I can crouch glitch and uber nade glitch , but I can´t sprint holding nades - feeling like a senior citizen - what exactly is fixed ? Haven´t you guys just made sure only extreme gliching is now possible ? How would that be beneficial ? lol

That´d be danish.

Thanks for having me as an honorary., And thanks for the invitation last night. Hopefully next time I will have TS installed, get to hear you guys talk in estonian. I see it now , "zssszss bishop zsszss HAHAHAH" lol nah. Good game yes.- You guys call anytime I had fun.

My point was , I´ve experienced a lot of people whos game runs at 2 fps because of a pos pc. I doubt they play anything online but MTA for exactly that reason. Take my word for it, hits do not land on them the same way.

Well I don´t know either, maybe they refer to the last time you got the message across. Correct me if I am wrong, but I don´t remember this board having a single week without massive spam over the last year ? Surely your manpower is not the responsibility of the users ? What I am trying to explain is, your moderation is a self-energizing process. A spoke in the spam wheel. Instead of punishing or involving the individual spammers , you involve entire gangs. In which case gigantic food fights erupt, double spamburgers with cheese coming your way. Say you deleted everything in the gang section - but let people keep their access , with the words "you are gonna listen now" , ´you believe the spamming would stop then ? As far as the arguing in gang threads goes, I am not able to picture anyone asking their fellow members to restrain from defending themselves or restrain from doing gunny jokes.

A lot of them don´t have a choice gamebro, either pos pc or pos internet. Playing with the stubby, if you want to learn it copy of the same everyone else copied off. If you are playing MTA , obviously the stubby is the most powerful weapon. Just like people went for the rocket launcher in quake 2 back in .. oh .. 98´ ?. Anyway,´what you should be asking is, don´t you ever get tired of playing MTA ? No, not if it´s the only game they are able to run. Yes I did get tired of the stubby, happened back in 0.3 ´, but that weapon is too strong to be ignored completely. There are anti-stubby tactics though believe me lol. My hate to the stubby is nothing compared to my hate to people with pos pcs, the glitching , pausing , modding , bitching , flooding , etc. lol (p.s. yes he said hate)

Ransom calling others "cranky vet" `? and blackdragon saying "If you want to chat go to irc". What is the expression ? Don´t throw bricks if you live in a respirator. At least you decided to not remove or threaten to remove Doon´s gang thread too. The forum´s condition is more than a year old, your monthly boredom from gamesurge hasn´t changed things so far, doubt it will anytime soon. I am hoping one or two of you will release that sometime. These random acts of deleting people´s posts is prime motivation to spam in the first place. You say it´s the spam you want to get rid of ? Deal with the spammers. You always talk about how you don´t want to maintain your board. How about taking it down then ? "ohh noes, my postcount is being held hostage!" Right now this waltzing in waving a gun around, only to shoot yourself in the foot , isn´t buying votes. Calling it a warning ? What exactly are the gangs as such suppose to do ? They have no say in what goes on in their threads. Usually people actually do ask for mods to come and handle fights, they just rarely show up.

You guys bored on irc again ? I think you should go do something constructive instead of harassing the last 50 people who play MTA. I am curious, you leave the doon "gang" thread alone - yet ban random people for having a ½ a nano-pixel too large signature, what do you expect ? Or perhaps this month´s raid in the gang section was performed to honor the loving memory of mr.bump ?

- More FPS than 4, and a resolution higher than 15 x 11. - Loading times reduction of about 9000 % - Full character customization, long grey hair , bearded lady , whatever I want. - 100 % co-op mode, not the 5 % symbolic pos - Roller blading and/or skateboarding - Emotes , joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-is-so-funny-about-me face(s), giving the finger that sort of thing. Hotkey linking it, so in example you´d press 4 to tell someone to stfu. - Taunts, kind of the same thing - Non-combat activities , lighting a cig, sitting down , drinking a coke while walking etc. - Object interaction, kicking/punching or throwing bottles, trashcans, knifes, rocks, chairs, lamps, VCRs etc. - Flashbang nades' , wee - Better system for the NPCs that help you, I am thinking Freedom fighters if you ever played that. - More buildings for sale - Careers or jobs instead of just missions, I am thinking that wearing cop clothes and driving a cop car should give me certain privileges ->Beverly hills<-