I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 19, 2034
at the age of 55 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
damn... that seems too old .... must not be doing somthing right.. oh well been meaning to get into drug/gun running and bareback prostitution... better get started soon