Bilal135 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Well, I was talking to someone who was a programmer and was willing to work for SAN, the conversation started when he asked "where are you from?" and then..... (read your self) [11:04:38 PM] where are you from? [11:04:38 PM] Bilal135: Planet Pluto [11:04:44 PM] Bilal135: where are u from? [11:04:56 PM] ahmed abouellezz: Egypt but i live in sweden [11:05:04 PM] Bilal135: alright [11:05:18 PM] ahmed abouellezz: realy where are you from [11:05:34 PM] Bilal135: I am the most advanced alien on planet pluto, and the only one who has the access to internet of Earth. [11:05:42 PM] Bilal135: Other aliens are very jealous from me. [11:05:51 PM] ahmed abouellezz: hahahaha [11:06:22 PM] ahmed abouellezz: ok please give us some irons :v [11:06:24 PM] ahmed abouellezz: [11:07:07 PM] Bilal135: I don't have irons, but I use the liquid of boiled eyes to form some iron material which we call "eye iron" [11:07:23 PM] ahmed abouellezz: [11:07:27 PM] Bilal135: Also i am the only alient on Pluto which can speak English [11:07:30 PM] Bilal135: so they are very jealous [11:07:32 PM] ahmed abouellezz: here we have ass iron [11:07:38 PM] Bilal135: oh? ass iron... nice... [11:08:45 PM] Bilal135: today i will make an announcement in pluto, that i talked to a human being of Earth. [11:08:50 PM] Bilal135: They all will be very much jealous. [11:09:13 PM] Bilal135: Oh, and we have seen many of human's space ships flying around our planet. [11:09:15 PM] Bilal135: We shot one down as well [11:09:30 PM] ahmed abouellezz: what about marry gays U.S.A [11:09:39 PM] Bilal135: Hell no, we are not marrying human beings. [11:09:43 PM] Bilal135: We are aliens. [11:10:01 PM] Bilal135: Aliens are more peaceful than human beings but if they annoy us, we kill them. [11:10:22 PM] Bilal135: Yesterday we shot down one human's space ship who was trying to land on Pluto. [11:11:02 PM] ahmed abouellezz: ok please send to Obama (Chairman of America) bit rock in his ass [11:11:13 PM] Bilal135: who is Obama? [11:11:16 PM] ahmed abouellezz: because he is big gay [11:11:17 PM] Bilal135: I dont know him.. [11:11:42 PM | Edited 11:11:55 PM] Bilal135: Alright its too much late day I need to go now and sleep. I will wake up in early night so I can talk to you again. [11:11:55 PM] ahmed abouellezz: omg [11:11:59 PM] ahmed abouellezz: you sleep? [11:12:02 PM] Bilal135: All of alients are slept this time [11:12:03 PM] Bilal135: it is day [11:12:07 PM] Bilal135: we sleep in day [11:12:09 PM] Bilal135: and wake in night [11:12:17 PM] Bilal135: i heard humans wake in day and sleep in night [11:12:18 PM] Bilal135: how bad... [11:12:34 PM] ahmed abouellezz: ummmm [11:12:39 PM] Bilal135: LMFAO [11:12:43 PM] Bilal135: TOO MUCH JOKING [11:12:48 PM] Bilal135: I CANT STOP MY LAUGH LMFAO.... Link to comment
Tree Academy Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Bilal135 please back my money You are thief Link to comment
Army@1 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Omg too funny can't stop laughing!!! That eye iron! Huhahha!!! Aliens sleep in day and human do the reverse which is bad hahahhuhu can't stop laughing!!! Alien capture a human spaceship omg heehehe, stop it can't stop laughing!!! Too much funny hahahahha omg can't believe very very jokey.............. you are most funniest person I've ever encounter in my life time on this plane so called earth......omg hahahahah............hahaha......... Link to comment
Bilal135 Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 Omg too funny can't stop laughing!!!That eye iron! Huhahha!!! Aliens sleep in day and human do the reverse which is bad hahahhuhu can't stop laughing!!! Alien capture a human spaceship omg heehehe, stop it can't stop laughing!!! Too much funny hahahahha omg can't believe very very jokey.............. you are most funniest person I've ever encounter in my life time on this plane so called earth......omg hahahahah............hahaha......... Is that sarcasm? Link to comment
John Smith Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Omg too funny can't stop laughing!!!That eye iron! Huhahha!!! Aliens sleep in day and human do the reverse which is bad hahahhuhu can't stop laughing!!! Alien capture a human spaceship omg heehehe, stop it can't stop laughing!!! Too much funny hahahahha omg can't believe very very jokey.............. you are most funniest person I've ever encounter in my life time on this plane so called earth......omg hahahahah............hahaha......... Is that sarcasm? Hi Sheldon Link to comment
TheSmart Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 ohh hohh hahah so funny i cant stop laughing lol omg what is funny? Link to comment
Bilal135 Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 ohh hohh hahah so funny i cant stop laughing lol omg what is funny? R.I.P English. Link to comment
TheSmart Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 ohh hohh hahah so funny i cant stop laughing lol omg what is funny? R.I.P English. R.I.P Eyes Link to comment
Noki Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 ohh hohh hahah so funny i cant stop laughing lol omg what is funny? R.I.P English. Why would you comment on his English, when yours isn't so crash hot either? Alright its too much late day I need to go now and sleep. I will wake up in early night so I can talk to you again. Well, I was talking to someone who was a programmer and was willing to work for SAN, the conversation started when he asked "where are you from?" and then..... Other aliens are very jealous from me. Link to comment
Bilal135 Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share Posted July 30, 2015 ohh hohh hahah so funny i cant stop laughing lol omg what is funny? R.I.P English. Why would you comment on his English, when yours isn't so crash hot either? Alright its too much late day I need to go now and sleep. I will wake up in early night so I can talk to you again. Well, I was talking to someone who was a programmer and was willing to work for SAN, the conversation started when he asked "where are you from?" and then..... Other aliens are very jealous from me. I could have written much better English but I was on a mobile device, so its hard to type. Link to comment
xeon17 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Is this kindergarten? Good one xD Link to comment
KittyCathy Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I'm not sure what's going on here, but it's pretty funny Link to comment
.:DoA:.Backflip Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Bilal please stop this, this is funny TO YOU, while it's retarded TO US. And you're telling to someone that they have bad English knowledge while you're not much better than them. Why don't you tell me that I have bad English? I'm done. Link to comment
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