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GameServer4You No1Servers Mira, la unica forma de asegurarte que el host es bueno, es probarlo uno por uno.

El ultimo era fome Me acordé de uno bueno: Todos los niños sentados en la sala. Llega la profe. -¡Buenos dias! -¡Buenos dias, señorita! -Bueno, pasaremos la lista. ¿Alvaro Garcia? -¡Presente! -¿Nicolás lopez? -¡Presente! -¿Fernando Ortigo? -Me pica el ombligo. Y todos los niños se ríen. Al siguiente dia... -¿Nicolás Lopez? -¡Presente! -¿Fernando Ortigo? -Me pica el ombligo. Y una vez más, los niños se ríen. Al siguiente dia, a la profesora se le ocurre una idea: -¿Ortigo Fernando? -Me sigue picando.

addEventHandler( "onClientRender", root, function() dxDrawText( "dxDrawText", 100, 350, 300, 350, tocolor(255,255,0), 1, myFont ) end ) addCommandHandler( "toggle", function() if myFont then destroyElement( myFont ) end myFont = dxCreateFont( "segoeui.ttf", 20 ) end )

Yakuza ql me gusto tu chiste ^^ Javier, no estás tan mal... Pero quedaría mejor como video. Ese "y exploto"... Mi turno chavales. Pero haré algo distinto... Les mostraré viñetas

You can't, unless you use a script for that. blowVehicle

I don't have a server because I'm too lazy to script for something I won't get advantages xP

Happy birthday, PLEASE-INSTALL-AND-GIVE-DXDIAG-REPORT-man

Si claro, te daremos un trabajo de horas para que lo disfrutes, todo gratis y sin complicaciones. PD: Me gusta el sarcasmo y la piña

WHAT

Oh yeah let's take a 3 minutes time to launch every damn rocket, such a great idea, mate.

I lost. Merry Xmas from Benxamix2

I like that script.

Actually, sexuality jokes I use with my friends at school and while on a party or something, are pretty different and cooler than that nonsense s*** So, excuse me for not being from your country or something, but our humor sense is more "criticizant" (not sure if it's the right translation of "crítico" in Spanish), than yours.

Borangexamix2?

+German +SAMP copy +Wrong screenshots +Everything is wrong with it, god!!!

SnoopCat's portrait Your eyes cannot be damaged because you're using glasses. But we give a damn about our eyes, mate.

Maybe he meant to make its resource work on determined users. You can do it via ACL, Teams, or predefined users tables.

F*** that, FTW!

Goddamnit, stop complaining a server just by one of its faces (the name). The server could be called "n00b:RPG" but can be as cool as other servers (e.g. the author cannot think about good names but he's a cool scripter). You shouldn't think about anything if you haven't tried it yourself. So, let's wait for some damn video

https://community.multitheftauto.com/index.php?p= ... ls&id=3108 lol, sorta like that

Mouse wheel.

damnsGiven = math.random ( 1, math.huge ) if damnsGiven > 0 then return "Ya, ty." else return "Fail at giving damns about your comment." end