zombiemonkey360

Yeah, I know, I'm just putting out there and hope the MTA team will make note of this and try to do something about it in the new version. I usually go to Argonath RPG server because it is the only one that isnt a 24/7 stubby fight and its the only RPG server i havn't been banned from for using the VC Crusader skin. Sailor skin is still my favorite.

I don't know what everyone else thinks about this, but I sick of shotguns being essentially the only weapon anyone uses. and in the next version the part that knocks the target over should by removed. Seriously, the servers are practically nothing but shotguns wars at the robber spawn point. Its just no fun anymore.

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Which MTA version do you people play most?

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There are mod toolsets for VC out there. I just don't know where to find them. One more thing. Bandwidth shouldn't be a problem anymore, since huge MMORPGs can play just fine. Also I'm talking about using peds& traffic mainly in small LAN games where lag is not an issue.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Give up? Because he was stapled to the chicken. (Nyuk, nyuk!)

HEY! Is there anyone out there that can tell how to put peds into deathmatch mode? The game's not much fun without them!

I'd ask them 1. Why get rid of the civilians, traffic, cops, & gangs in MTA!? I would've loved killing hundreds of NPCs with some friends! 2. How about placing the NPCs back in MTA? 3. Emos suck eh?

Lame.That means small 2P LAN games will be boring. I wonder if there is a way to put the NPCs back in...

I am a new member of MTA and I was just wondering before I download MTA 0.5 VC if it is too good to be true. Does the deathmatch mode have civilians, cops, gangs and traffic just like in 1P mode?