all of a sudden - and with a devastating earthquake - a large ancient figure appears, almost totally darkening the sun; bow down for it is PHARLAP, who only returns from the netherworld every 2500 years, or if great insult has happened; pharlap speaks: "this is a message to the mortal soul of SLUSH. didn't they tell you to call me «HIS MAJESTY, PHARLAP THE FIRST, MASTER OF ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE» ? this time i won't cast my spells on you, although your mistake is a fatal one. remember this warning at all times and do not forget to praise our great common ancestor, VASILY PUPKIN..." - having spoken these words, another earthquake hits the place, tearing the grounds apart, with a huge flood of lava burning down everything in its way. pharlap dives into the lava with muffled laughter and disappears in fumes... forever! (well, he is told to be seen in #unknowncheats on irc.rizon.net from time to time on weekends...)
