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Oh OK. Well I live in the US too so between 12 PM-12 AM is good on thurs.

This rule which I knew you'd make to avoid the stubby will not be part of the match if I'm gonna participate. Using every single spawn does not show how good you are as a player. All the other rules are good, but this one just limits me to my kills. I'm not turning this down, but you know you made that rule for a reason.

Yeah, but I never said any of our members were the best. If he was the only best 1/1, then that would mean the best. It's all a matter of assumption.

*Pi sees death running and uses his m60 to blow out both his knee caps *Pi eats a nice steak and watches death crawl around in circles outside

Yeah, SGB's gotten better. Since I now know the name: Death imagine this, one of our best members, [KFC]SGB.

SGB?

*Pi goes back in, rips out Death's bowels and hangs him using a KFC flag

Yeah Death, I'll have a right hand man, [KFC]-HeAD

HeAD. Head's pretty cool and a good stubby fighter. I don't think my last 1-1 showed how good he was. I'll have to fight him again soon. Death, imagine this, [KFC]-HeAD, Pi's "right hand man."

Yeah, I know. Hey, who is kissmyass? (has anybody seen basic instinct, it kicks @ss)

OK. Formulate your theory and test it. The only limitation you have in combat is the chance that a shot fired kills you by luck or takes you down.

How do you make sure you know what I'm doing before you fight me? My movements in stubby fighting are very erratic.

This is great. I have to play this. Tell me on msn when the next match is.

*quaker bites Death's spinal cord. (quaker is a dangerous parrot) *quaker cuts off his balls, if he could find any *quaker blasts him with stubby

Here's a nice war story I actually have on fraps. It was taken about 3-4 weeks ago when 0.2.2 was still used. I'll try to get it uploaded sometime since there were some good scenes. It was a sweltering, crispy, blood thristy day for VC. Nugget and I were under cover patroling The Beach in a jet black maverick listening to VRock. Of course we were using the under cover bad ass names of "Han Solo" (nugget) and "Chewbaka" (me). We had flown out of North Point after finishing an assassin which ended up as a bullet splattering murder to the victim of han solo's m60. Leaving the area loaded with ammo and adrenaline, we headed south. We were just about to fly toward The Mainland when we heard a distress call over the radio, "Oh Jesus Nooooooooo! *shotgun splatters brains all over the ground* *more shooting, m60s flaring*." Loading our m60s with bloody magazines, and locking shells into our stubbies, we flew over to the cop station in Washington prepared to kill some assholes and neutralize the situation. *BOOM!* Explosions flashing everywhere, a stinger comes flying over the bridge to the cop station. *Stinger hits an enforcer and goes flying into the air tumbling across the the road. *stinger blows up* "Ahhhhhhh, I'm on fire, OMG, HELP ME!!!!!!!, oh jesus!!!!!!" *cop's skin melts plastering to the road* We see a clear a spot to land in the cross fire and take the chopper down. Some suicidal kamakazi MEX comes out of no where to escape the chaos. I fire my stubby. 2 BBs from stubby hit him in the neck paralyzing him and in the shoulder taking out his arm. He tried to crawl to away with his last ounce of strength *blast, my stubby blows open his chest all over the ground like an Aztec sacrifice to the Gods* Han Solo scans the area for the number of the people to be killed. He then lays out 7 body bags in a psychotic fashion and takes a hit of heroin. Running into the scene, I find a survivor crawling on the ground begging for mercy. "Ahhh, my knee caps!!! Oh jesus, my legs stuck in the heli blade!!!!!" "Shut the f-ck up @sshole!" *boom, his head is shattered all over the sidewalk* *m60s blazes by my face* "What the f-ck was that. You f-cking piece of goddam sh-t! OMFG!" *a diing carcass holding an m60 gets fossiled into road by my stubby* *a shot fires, BBs blaze past my chest bearly missing me* "YOU STUPID F-CK!!!!" *5 stubby shots fire massacaring the twat's body all over the cop car* Mean while, han solo had run around the front of the station to clear it out. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *han solo's m60 fires shots blowing a guys balls through his ass* "Oh jesus, there is no god, f-ck me, f-ck me, ahhhhhhhhh" *han solo finishes him off with a blast to the forehead. han solo psychotically takes his stuff and puts him in a body bag. *shot fires from in cop station* "OMG you f-cking wh-re!" The same dude had spawned with his second and last life. Han solo picks up his stubby and blows off the guys balls, again. "AHHHHHHHHH. OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Han solo rips out his heart, takes a bite, and shoves it down the guys throat sufficating him.* "Suck on that b-tch!" The place is finally neutralized. Han Solo and I pull the body parts of the sorry assholes back to the chopper and bag em up. We give the cop station, now coated in blood, a quick wash with windex and bleach. "Time to get these bodies to the medical research center somewhere in little haiti. hehehe. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" After a long days work, we head back to the malibu for some hard core drinks and poon tang. (realistically we disconnected from MTA and watched the simpsons) (pictures may be added at some time from fraps, this is a real story of a bloody day in MTA, its a rough city)

Well, that one thread was for my 1-1 with Loendel which I'm looking forward too. Stubby fighting is so fascinating! For anybody else that wants to sign up for a 1-1, no charge required, I decided to advertise here. Hopefully, I'll be getting some challenges soon. My stubby's building up dust in my laboratory.

Yes, very nice thread. I think I will have to keep all my challenges here too. At the first post, it says death is undefeated. Maybe that will change when you accept my challenge. (wait, dont say it, you need to figure out how i move fast, ok, i got it, its ok, dont post it, refrain, i know already, jeez that was horrible useage of commas ) Almost forgot: ANYBODY THAT WANTS TO CHALLENGE ME, PLEASE ASK ME. I'M ONLY BOOKED WITH ONE 1-1 SO I HAVE LOTS OF SPOTS OPEN FOR 1-1ING!

No I haven't. We've only done street fighting stuff and field combat. Your in England right? If so It might be around 7-10 PM there or so. I'm not really sure at this point. We'll do a kick ass duel spawn of choice to 10 or 20 kills, your pick. We'll make it so that we start out in one location. Then the person that's killed finds the new location by vehicle. If we both use stubby, we'll just use prawn island to make it faster if you want.

you have to make a new thread for your challenge. i tried to challenge death in his vs. mr bill and they said i needed to make a new thread. this was some good spam though.

Where are you loendel?

Mr. Bill, PM me your secret, you know there's no way in hell I'd tell death. I'm trustable.

Yeah, that did sound gay. "Warming up," "I'm your man." Hehehe. Here's another: I'm gonna go join the sailors in their pad.

Mr. Bill, if you need some good warming up, I'm your man.

Well, that's not cool, takes the fun out of it. I guess I'll challenge VCA - Loendel. Never fought him before.

Good. I will. BTW, good luck to you Mr. Bill, I'm rooting for you all the way. (Watch out for those fucking molotovs and chainsaw!)