Corrupt a wish

[neo.]

Hell yeah,

after last amazin' thread with a lot of replies (actually dead), I've decided to have some more fun. However, on this thread doesn't matter the quantity of replies, so I'll go ahead.

Game it's simple, you'll have to corrupt a wish from a person, then, when you've already corrupted its wish, you'll have to wish whatever you want.

Example

r. I wish I could be superman

a. Wish granted, you became superman and then you drank too much beer and ate too much chocolate and you became superfatman.

Imma start,

I wish become a professional football player.

[Anubhav]

Wish granted, you will get fracture.

I want to be a nob.

[neo.]

Wish granted, you're now so pro noobing, like a baws, but even MTA admins banned you from MTA for noob excess.

I wish become Chuck Norris

[Mr.ShariQ]

Wish granted, now your voice is too badass to sing, so enjoy.

I wish to become Albert Einstien