RE: Server partnership offers

[AGENT_STEELMEAT]

So I woke up this morning, and noticed I got a PM. I was hoping I had offended someone and got a funny reaction, but got this:

Hello John Michael, I am the owner of the server named Stanopolo.

We are a developing light AND hard roleplay server.

We got support from the MTA team and we will be at the official server list.

Recently one of our owners who is a great scripter quited Stanopolo.

And we are really in need of a gooooood scripter, I talked to benoxmen3 who is a one of all our server scripters in Stanopolo, he said that I should ask you because you are a hell of a good scripter.

I am waiting for an answer, now I gotta go to school, I hope I'll see and answer soon.

By the way, you would be lead scritper and maybe owner!

It's offers like this that make me want to punch a dolphin in the blowhole. Here is a line-by-line analysis of this atrocious literary turd.

2 - "light AND hard roleplay server": What is that supposed to mean? Isn't there a similar Katy Pery song?

3- "We got support from the MTA team and we will be at the official server list": ALL servers (that are configured correctly) are in the same server list. Not to mention, everybody has the same support here.

4 - "Recently one of our owners who is a great scripted quited Stanopolo": I had to read that twice - based on that I can't say I blame him.

5 - "gooooood scripter, I talked to benoxmen3..": 'good' only has two 'o's, and if your going to mention someone else's name, spell it right.

6 - "he said that I should ask you because you are a hell of a good scripter": God damn right I am.

7 - "I am waiting for an answer, now I gotta go to school, I hope I'll see and answer soon.": I hope for everyone's sake you are enrolled in some sort of English class.

8 - "By the way, you would be lead scritper and maybe owner!": That contradicts the first 'sentence' (I'm using that term loosely), as you said that you were the owner.

Every time I get forum PMs I either get introduced the ignorant little kids like iToxiicz or impatient people like the team at SAMR. So yea, I'm going to decline.

[12p]

I talked to benoxmen3 who is a one of all our server scripters in Stanopolo

Probably he was refering to me. And obviously I'm not a scripter of them...

(cannot stop laughing at this thread because of the fails)

Won't you say any name, John?

[AGENT_STEELMEAT]

Didn't really feel it was appropriate to do so in public - but I've pm'ed you his name since you were mentioned.