Funny post from GTAForums.com : Prepare for Bad Translation!

[paul527]

Here it is:

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?act=ST&f=120&t=320154

Posted: Mar 26 2008, 01:53

Foreign GTA Magazine “Vas ist DOS?” has brand new info about GTA IV!!

Here are the details:

Multiplayer

* Niko has climb bankenshlugel for ladies most car high-rise

* Ochmoten weapons drag for furry rubber say hello to road

* Bagel time instantiate ludwuft partly cover smoke with beauful packticles

* Major new uphaul for trigger handles; push right lump for half breed to round in someones ball and full lump to wiggle stick in head

* The PS3 house small persniggles for midget versity but not enough bucket to slop everything

Single Player

* Cut plays down long and interesting and gerbstuffel chakras when niko say hello to train. Kapow!

* ATM machine, volklastugel-sveinhund, explosive duckets everywhere with car face launcher

* We notice phone screen say Kringletown yet when we kissed Rockstar agent they slap wet kitten to controller and make achtung the tree leaf poses

* Blood trickle wipes the glass when Niko jogging into old lady and punch neon baby maker. We maked laughter and marketing told us secretly when Frentickler unpushed X button and cheat code to brandle mostest weapons

* Gorb traded control with Sven and they held NOOSE sack and heli-strudel from rickets whilst dogs and feline open buckets to sky. It was heffulagen to see rocket shlandsen puddle!

* Hot dog radio broadcast 13 lumpen rockstandings. We wanted shake legs at 60″ big glass visor but R* telled us Oompa nicht has next Tuesday! We was bumflattened!

If anyone else has this article, can you post any additional details that we missed? I’ll add them to the list. Thanks!

later:

i kno it was a joke