Jesus, KFG, you should a comedian, jesus.
Death:
1) You did not own me last night. I have the log for proof.
2) Nugget and I were dead tired, final exams, lots of overnighters.
3) I never go around parading that I own you. Find a post where I said that and it was completely serious. People do it for me anyway. I never said I owned you, other people did.