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  1. Get another game, the day that MTA Race comes out on Vista is the day that someone finds evidence for God existing

    I got this problem on XP and I just did eeny meeny miny mo and renamed one of the files to d3dx9_33.dll and it just happened to be the right file, so it worked.

  2. THEY ARE For THE FUCKING VERSION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    both the old AND THE NEW !!!!!!!!

    if u dont understand this thrn i will actually put my chemical romance on and cut myself

  3. THEY ARE For THE FUCKING VERSION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    both the old AND THE NEW !!!!!!!!

    if u dont understand this thrn i will actually put my chemical romance on and cut myself

  4. Terms Of Conditions:

    1. I really couldnt give a lesbians vagina whether you copied it and used it as your own, i really dont get why so many people get stresst over that type of thing about maps and crap, i mean it dosent cost anything.

    2. DONT DOWNLOAD IF YOU FALL INTO THESE CATEGORIES:

    Anti Racist

    Anti Sexist

    German

    An Admin on a populated server

    Have No Sense Of Humour

    3. Why are so many extensions to uploading not allowed ...

    4, Ive tried so many

    5. I give up you cant upload anything here without spending at least an hour on it or reading the forum FAQ.

  5. yeah the best one is where a map starts and absolutely bugger all happens, all the players see a black screen and then leave the server.

    closely followed by all the players spawning in a weird place on an amazing map and then going OMFG noob map.

    I love all of them lol

  6. Ever wanted to find something to shout at a cheater, a noob or a polish person?

    Ever thought of using some pretty useless and retarded words ?

    Download the MTA Dictionary, well not today cos I havent released it yet, here are some samples from it

    Cziter pronoun. - An offensive curse used by Polish MTA players to describe someone who is very good at MTA.

    Jimmy Carr n. - An admin who won't shut up and is a complete @#!.

    Reverse Michael Jackson, to do a v. - Blowing up in a white car, to go from a white colour to a jet black colour.

    To take the high road euph. - When being caught on the wrong side of the tracks then applying the AirBrk s0beit control in front of a plural number of admins and hitting someone into outer space with the one hit kill. Coming from the single player mission where Big smoke tells you to "Take the high road."

    XXX Movie, to have a screen like a sim. - To describe someone’s screen who has a bad graphics card, a picture of poor quality.

    There are loads more so dont worry

    Hope I dont get banned for this lol

  7. lol the latest one is just a joke, its just the same as the first but the bugs are worse, none of the maps load, you spawn in stupid places, its exactly the same but worse so I changed back to the first one lol.

  8. Race Bugs

    1. When there is a custom made map in the sky, one spawns on the ground directly beneath that map or if it is above the sea, they spawn at the bottom of the sea

    2. When getting a vehicle change pickup, it does not flip the car

    3.

    [12:23:32] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:32] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:32] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'getClientName' - Line: 210 
    [12:23:32] ERROR: ...s/mods/deathmatch/resourcecache/race/race_server.lua:211: attempt to get length of local 'nick' (a boolean value) 
    [12:23:33] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'spawnPlayer' - Line: 187 
    [12:23:33] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:33] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:33] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'getClientName' - Line: 210 
    [12:23:33] ERROR: ...s/mods/deathmatch/resourcecache/race/race_server.lua:211: attempt to get length of local 'nick' (a boolean value) 
    [12:23:33] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'spawnPlayer' - Line: 187 
    [12:23:33] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:33] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:33] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'getClientName' - Line: 210 
    [12:23:33] ERROR: ...s/mods/deathmatch/resourcecache/race/race_server.lua:211: attempt to get length of local 'nick' (a boolean value) 
    [12:23:34] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'spawnPlayer' - Line: 187 
    [12:23:34] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:34] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:34] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'getClientName' - Line: 210 
    [12:23:34] ERROR: ...s/mods/deathmatch/resourcecache/race/race_server.lua:211: attempt to get length of local 'nick' (a boolean value) 
    [12:23:34] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'spawnPlayer' - Line: 187 
    [12:23:34] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:34] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:34] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'getClientName' - Line: 210 
    [12:23:34] ERROR: ...s/mods/deathmatch/resourcecache/race/race_server.lua:211: attempt to get length of local 'nick' (a boolean value) 
    [12:23:35] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'spawnPlayer' - Line: 187 
    [12:23:35] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:35] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:35] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'getClientName' - Line: 210 
    [12:23:35] ERROR: ...s/mods/deathmatch/resourcecache/race/race_server.lua:211: attempt to get length of local 'nick' (a boolean value) 
    [12:23:35] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'spawnPlayer' - Line: 187 
    [12:23:35] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:35] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'addPlayerClothes' - Line: 200 
    [12:23:35] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad argument @ 'getClientName' - Line: 210 
    [12:23:35] ERROR: ...s/mods/deathmatch/resourcecache/race/race_server.lua:211: attempt to get length of local 'nick' (a boolean value)  
    

    4. [21:44:23] WARNING: race_server.lua: Bad 'element' pointer @ 'setElementData'(1) - Line: 237

    5. ERROR: ...tch/resourcecache/votemanager/votemanager_server.lua:270: attempt to index local 'optionTable' (a nil value) (common error) resulting in racemap not loading

    6. ERROR: ...s/mods/deathmatch/resourcecache/race/race_server.lua:237: attempt to index global 'g_CurrentRaceMode' (a nil value) (common)

    7. ERROR: ...ulius/mods/deathmatch/resourcecache/race/racemap.lua:141: C stack overflow

    8. Spawning in a wrong place completely ----> completely at random

    9. Rocks dont "move" I know that there is a LUA solution but I dont know how to do it

    10. Problems with Votemaps, too many to list

  9. As some of you know I was banned from GER/ENG PhrozenByte. My best moment was when I was talking to one of the admins (I used to be in his clan and this is me pretending to be another member of it)

    Returned^^(AKA eXo|Allah)"remember the good times we had in this clan, I wonder where they all are now, Sean, Toni, and who's the other one, Oh yes Allah"

    Admin (remains anonymous): Yeah but Allah is banned :lol:

    Returned^^: Are you sure hes banned? **Nick change**

  10. I have window mod and there is lag but it does not ruin the gaming experience, on the HUGE races it can go down to 11 but I dont really care racing on 11FPS. Its better to go on MSN and iTunes with MTA at the same time.

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